It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I. I figure she really just couldn’t afford to let herself go after pregnany like all the other North American lazy mothers, because bitch sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and contractually she has to get back into fighting form, or they won’t release her family they’ve held captive all these years she’s been working to get them back, a risk she wasn’t willing to take because she was loose in the hips and let a dude cum in her and make her debate abortion versus her catholic upbringing.

We’re so use to our bitches getting sloppy and fat after pregnancy, that we’ve just pretty much accepted our fate, especially since we’re overtaken by depression of the fact that we’re now fathers, and our fun is over, so it is just amazing to see Ambrosio and gives us hope that our women take the same commitment after we show them these pictures and make sure she understands that we know she’s a fucking lazy slob making excuses and that bouncing back is possible and that the pact her and her other pregnant friends who gave up on being hot after 9 months of bitching and complaining made, is busted and has no validity…..making women hate this bitch and makes me love the bitch, even though I have no idea what condition her pussy is in, or how much plaster, papier mache and paste has been used to make it look like it is in one piece while wearing a bikini….

That said, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

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