This Victoria's Secret shoot is dominating the internet the past couple of days because Victoria's Secret are smart fucking marketers who hire the paparazzi to follow them onto shoots to release to the public who is already obsessed with their models because their maodels are fucking hot and have been turned into celebrities in their own right, meaning anytime any pervert mentions any of these bitches, Victoria's Secret is getting a fucking plug. It's like their own army of hot pussy to fight for their cause, which is a lot more than I can say for myself, because the only army I have is scabies on my thigh, or yeast infection on my foot that aren't actually working for me cuz if I don't get shit sorted out, I will have to get amputated and the smell is pretty miserable for everyone around me, so kids out there, if you don't want this to happen to you....change your socks...

That said, I bet Miranda Kerr is a total cunt, especially when she gets her period, partially because she's Australians and Australians are all trash, but also because the ones who look all wholesome and nice are usually the twats and she's so used to being pampered and her ego's is more massaged than your cock that you happen to rub down multiple times a day cuz everyone needs love even if you have to give it to yourself ...but that just makes me want to fuck her harder but with more rage in my thrust....now all I need to do is figure out how to get a boner...

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