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2010

29

Jan

American Idol Kills of the Day

I’ve been saying Ryan Seacrest is the fucking devil for a long fucking time and here is the proof. Someone was watching him on TV and he sent her telepathic messages to go out and murder, sure they’re going to pass it off as insanity, saying she has a history, or she is schizophrenic because in being the devil, Seacrest has charmed the world to take blame away from him. I don’t know the other unreported crimes that go on in homes while watching American Idol….but I’m pretty sure one of them is sodomy…and everyone knows sodomy leads to Gay Marriage….and according to the American people and the law that shit is worse than evil….so get this shit off the air before more than gutter black chicks go nuts watching it…and it funnels into white America…

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