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Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who owns these bikini pictures, but I know the paparazzi, especially the paparazzi I don’t work with, are fucking scummy bottom feeding pieces of fucking shit.I have had years of fights with, so I can only assume they’re going to send lawyers letters by the end of the day to take these down cuz I don’t have the right to post them or some bullshit, even though I don’t think they should have the right to take them, because they monetize on breaking laws like criminals by climbing into trees, jumping fences, invading privacy and killing Princess Diana before dating Britney Spears to get the fucking pics….

So until I hear otherwise, I am gonna assume these pics were taken by some random dude who posted them to his facebook, I mean there’s no way they are professional shots, just look how shitty they are, but trust me…I will hear otherwise…because these people are fucking vultures…so take it in while you can…

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  • (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (910): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  • HornyLohanWanker

    Cunt needs to smoke more. Her hotness is waning.

  • Drunken Pig

    Worth a couple loads but nothing special!!

  • Perv

    Still a pretty hot body for her age. I would fuck her.

  • cowbulls

    Skinny does NOT equal sexy. Two thirds of her sexual equipment is housed in a bony package that would hurt to bang.

  • HornyLohanWanker

    Her ass?

  • Pat_McGroin

    Getting more grotesque as time rolls on. With that mouth, she gets lipstick on her ears when she smiles.