Miranda Kerr is a bikini and lingerie model, but for some reason these pictures of her wearing the least revealing outfit I have ever seen a woman in hit the internet. Maybe she’s like pornstars who fuck for a living so they don’t like fucking in their spare time, or maybe she’s like a girl who works at a coffee shop and just can’t stomach the smell of coffee, or maybe she’s like a gyno who is a gay, or maybe in the gyno’s case a gyno who still eats pussy because I am sure they see some vile shit, and really what it comes down to is that I feel seriously ripped the fuck off, something I sure as hell happened to her dress after these pictures were taken….cuz hiding that body that is all she has going for her is a fucking crime.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Posing
don’t know don’t care, who gives, whatever—interestingly, she’s modest, or appears to be so, in any event, it makes her look boring. but rest assured, i’m not slamming whomever she is for hiding her body, but i am saying, perhaps if i’d seen it, i may have actually cared enough to post something a bit more salacious. all she gets is a 2 out of 5.