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2010

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is not at all.

Sitting on Facebook waiting for girls to send me nude or even semi erotic pics is a waste of fucking time. The only people who creep on me are dudes and it’s never sexual and that defeats the whole point of me even starting up on this shit again. I’d even be happy getting nudes from girls who shouldn’t have the right to get naked.

That said, internet bores me, we should go backpacking in Europe like college kids but before we do – here are my stepLINKS….

Hailey Glassman In Some Really Gutter Erotic Magazine Cover
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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40 MORE Sexy Musicians That Don’t Suck
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A Video Guide To Successful Seduction
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Find Hoes Here
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Kaley Cuoco Does Maxim
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Gossip Girl Michelle Trachtenberg’s Hot New Photos
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Stephen Colbert: Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Retard
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rihanna Ridiculousness But At Least This Time She is See Through
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Kelly Bensimon From Real Housewives In Playboy
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Nicest. Tits. Ever.
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Geriatric Actress Trying to be Young Photo Op in 3…2…1
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The 10 Hottest MILFS in Sports
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Look cool While Driving a Ford
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ahhhhhhh Nipple Slips
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Jimmy Kimmel Makes Fun of Little Wayne
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Eliza Dushku And Her Lovely Pokies
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She’s a Desktop Dream
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Lily and Page Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes is Looking Buxom and Old Hollywood Slut-ish and I Like It
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Joanna Krupa Is In Spandex
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Miranda Cosgrove is the New Face of Neutrogena and I’d Like Her to Sit On My Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica White is Fucking Hot and Talking About Something But All I Care About Are Her Bikini Shots
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Megan Fox For Armani is Pretty Much Soft Core Porn
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Blondie Rubs One Out
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Howard Stern Pranks CNN
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Emily Blunt is Pretty Cute and I Like Her
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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Jessica Biel is A Terrible Fucking Actress and Here is Proof
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Homo Horse – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jodie Marsh is a Nurse – THROWBACK
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Oh Zuzana!!!
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Man Dennis Hopper Must Really Hate His Fucking Wife, Cause I’ve Never Heard of Someone Being So Ruthless On their Death Bed
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Hahahaha Everybody Hates John Mayer
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By the Inspiration this Amputee Prostitute I mean Cheerleader gives us….

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