I wrote on twitter that people need to leave Tiger Woods alone. I understand he is a billion dollar industry, but making a man publically admit he’s a little bitch who is owned by his sponsors, while pretending to be defending his wife, when he knows she’s just as bad as the whores he fucked behind her back, in terms of only liking him for his fame and money.
I get that he was backed into a corner and had to read the shit 4 months later with no sincerity because he knows in the back of his mind that every single one of us would have done the same fucking thing.
I also know that as a billionaire, he should be allowed to fuck anything he wants, from animals on the endagered species list to orphans he imports from third world countries and we shouldn’t have any right to judge him, as he’s proven to us that he’s better at life than we are..
The whole thing was depressing to see no matter how hard he tried to let us know he was being forced to do it…Wanting to fuck is not “having a problem”, it is normal, it is what our civilization is based on and to give him shit about it is so against the American dream, it is just another example of Christians raining on our parade so everyone’s gotta fuck off and stop annoying me with this Tiger shit. It’s done.
I’m talking to you TMZ.
And I guess this press conference is the official joke of the day.
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I have no belief that this guy is sorry at all. Sorry he got caught maybe, but not sorry of committing adultery. It’s not like this guy had a one night stand, felt guilty and tearfully repented. He had a whole network of women on the side and made sure he kept everything under wraps with an unreal tactical flare. If he never, ever felt remorse or guilt while all this was happening how can any of you believe that now? Especially since he had this sterile dog and pony show today. Tiger let down everyone. His family, his friends, his fans and his sponsors. The only people I feel sorry for are his wife and kids. No one mentions them… but, of course, it’s all about Woods.
What the fuck does he have to be sorry for? He swings a golf club for a living, it’s not like he made promises to anyone but his wife, and who knows what agreement they worked out?
Basically, who gives a shit?
SOME ASSHOLE CARES EVEN OBSESS FANS ON HERE.
PS TMZ’S HARVEY LAVIN WOULD LICK THE TIGER’S BLACK COCK CUM OUT OF PORNSTAR JOSLYN JAMES DIRTY PUSSY FOR AN 1 ON 1 INTERVIEW
not only who gives a shit, but who fucking cares where he shoves his dick, fuck em, i don’t buy shit because he says to do so anyhow and i don’t watch fucking golf, and besides, he says he’s not black, so fuck tiger woods. let’s talk about that awesome dress kim k was wearing in a previous post.
Possibly one of the best quotes on this site in a long time…….
“he should be allowed to fuck anything he wants, from animals on the endagered species list to orphans he imports from third world countries”
Thats funny, I dont care who you are.
Jesus you gay Mexican midget, He isn’t apologizing because he is sorry, did you see the press conf, the guy was reading a script. He was apologizing for the sponsors he lost, your dumb Mexican ass cant contemplate the money this goofy homo is worth in sponsorship money. I would suck my own dick on TV and juggle watermelons to touch that money. I would go on TV in a clown suit juggling watermelons to touch that money.
Ellen should have sucked Tiger off more often and played with his dick more often and he would not have gone anywhere. Boring bitches get cheated on, what else does Ellen have to do, the bitch was a nanny, she married up and should be grateful. Tiger is god recreated in mortal form to play golf.
Ellen is a bitch who was lucky enough to be part of this legends life, she should have made sure he was happy and well oiled to win those trophies. That was her job, to get on her knees suck him off till he was rejuvenated, and able to win championships, she failed at her job,
If I was Tiger, I would have fired Ellen and gotten myself an upgrade wife who gets on her knees and keeps my clubs warm and who also plays pocket pool to keep me recharged on each hole.
Ellen should had been a better wife and this would not had happened.
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Women need more training in keeping men at home, If you can fuck your man like no other he aint going no where.
This shit heads’ wife’s name is Elin not Ellen…..but anyway, i hate that fucking queer just because he says he is not Black……..Go To Hell Tiger Woods.
Unless Elin or Ellen is in my house butt naked playing with my meat, i could actually care less about the story or her or Tiger. I have money to make off of this watermelon coon show, he has to keep winning trophies.
But, I am in agreement with you private, I never liked this piece of shit. Heck I actually cant stand him really for his comments, the guy is a pompous little homo, who moans and pouts like a bitch. Prob would urinate on himself in the inner city.
He stays denying his fathers side like it is the plague, shit, the list goes on with this little piss. He was at his presser looking like a ninja turtle, threatening the public not to bring his family into this, like the whiny bitch he is. He always ends with the quote leave my family alone, sneering and acting tough all the damn time. Little piss ass Chink and Negro couldn’t fight a toddler.
This little bitch is like O.J., he got his N1gger wake up call, but it seems to have not affected him.
His own non black friends were the ones tattling on his ass, like Kato kaelin. It looks like this dude has no black friends outside Micheal Jordan and Barkely. He is a little boy playing in a grown mans game, just like his lack of G, and common sense not to call a mistress on your main phone line. This idiot also didn’t use professionals and he used his real name, like an idiot, he could of said he was Ron Mexico.
Tiger is indeed a bitch, but people make a lot of money off his sell out monkey ass.
totally agree, tiger isnt sorry about shit, he’s sorry he has to be sorry.
he has more money than most everyone and quite honestly the rules dont apply to him … except the rules of being an infidel.
tiger is guilty of getting married and having kids. obviously he’s not that guy, and I dont want him to be that guy. I’ll never buy his family guy image, he’s not that guy. today, he looked as pathetic as anyone could ever look doing something they know was against every cell in their body.
damn he’s a corporate pussy whipped pussy. man up tiger and be what you are, a pussy fiend and the best golfer in the world.
Tiger Woods is the biggest PUSSY in the world. He should change his name to pussy whipped. Fuck you Woods, shut the fuck up, be a man and go play golf. Good god he is a fucken Billionaire and he is kissing peoples asses. NO fucken Balls.
He should have just gone out and played golf.
If the press asked about it, just laugh and say “I’m no Wilt Chamberlin”.
Course, you knew what a sorry excuse for a man he was when his wife beat his sorry ass.
Why should we give a shit about what he does outside the golf course? He wasn’t famous for being a family man, he was famous for being fuckin good at GOLF. He didn’t do steroids or anything illegal of the sort. People need to chill out.
And if any of you were in the same position (myself included), I’m pretty sure we would all be reading from a script as to not miss/mess anything up in the speech.
The only thing he should feel sorry for is that he didn’t share all these women with me, the prick!
This is old news people!!! Does anyone really honestly care what celebs, politicians, and anybody else do? I don’t, my giveadammers busted. I just use them as cheap entertainment, a laugh, something to pass time in between trips to the toilet, you know. Woods, that guy has more money, fame, popularity then most celebs could ever handle. The fact he kept it under raps for so long, my hats off to him, since he is a walking media mogul gives it that much more prestige. Just play golf already.
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