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2010

23

Feb

Rumer Willis and Her Disgusting See Thru Shirt of the Day

Rumer Willis is the thing that made Demi Moore look into herself and realize she needs seriously extensive plastic surgery, because if her womb can produce this thing that represents every possible thing that could be wrong on a person, other than being fat. It’s like every single one of her features was exposed to radiation, or was deprived of nutrients and oxygen in the womb, because mommy was doing heavy drugs, or cuz daddy’s sperm was half retarded from doing heavy drugs, and the whole thing brings one question to mind and that question is whether she is really human or not, or if I’m just lookin’ at a caricature you get done on the boardwalk that’s come to life in some kind of Voodoo shit that Demi and Bruce are stuck claiming as their own, cuz they sold their souls to the devil for fame and fortune in exchange for this….I just don’t really understand how this is a human, or how this gets laid, or how Demi didn’t drive it out to a field somewhere on the way home from the hospital to burry like it never happened, but I know Demi knows that it is no Rumor that Rumer’s a monster….but as a vain bitch, I guess she probably knows how to pretend she’s not seeing what everyone else is seeing cuz it came out of her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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6 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Rumor, why the long face?

  2. benda says:

    Her face appears to have been drawn (poorly) by a somewhat slow child.

  3. nunya says:

    holy fucking chin

  4. Jimmy Fedoosha says:

    I’m finna puke!

  5. Expletive:BMP says:

    i love rumor’s chin, she’s a fucking awesome person with a lovely pronounced chin. I’d love to be with rumor one day and allow her to kiss me so i can kiss her wonderful chin, then her lips, finally her nose. What a different sort of appearance she has, it is my hope, the man of her dreams sweeps her off her feet and make love to her every day, kissing her head and toes, and naval, and clitoris and cunny lips and bung hole, and breast and finally her chin. Don’t forget to kiss her belly and to blow raspberries. Such a lovely lass.

  6. Drunken Pig says:

    You sure Leno’s not the father??

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