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2010

02

Mar

Olympic Silver Medal Skier Julia Mansuco’s See Thru Shirt of the Day

I knew I didn’t like female ski racers back when I used to work at a local ski hill for a winter and I wouldn’t get excited when I’d see them all come in for lunch wearing their skin tight racing outfits, before people wore skin tight outfits out on the regular and back when skin tight outfits on girls would normally get me excited.

The female ski racers were never good looking, not even the low level ones who you knew were only ski racing cuz their dad had a fucking dream for them…and that dream was that they were actually boys and not girls…these ski racers look like fucking dudes, with huge muscular legs and asses that were homosexual to get off to or even admit you kinda liked.

I guess the good looking girls were too busy being good looking and going to the mall to flirt with boys instead of trying to break speed records with the boys….where the good looking girls would learn about what really matters in life, like dressing hot and being sluts…instead of wasting their time being the pride of the country and their mountain, who rock goggle tanlines and horrible outfits their sponsors give them for free as a sign of accomplishment…

So it’s no surprise that when she tried to get dolled up for Larry King, she failed in terms of winning the medal for best dressed, but she won the gold for wearing unintentional see thru shirts….a gold that doesn’t get me excited sexually when normally it would, because she’s built like a strong homeboy who I’d call to help move furniture or a hero I’d ask to climb up a tree to save my kitten and not a scared, weak girl who needs me to nurture her back to health after running away from home and ending up on the street begging for change who I’d normally go for by before stepping up and offering her a couple bucks in exchange for blowjobs, if you know what I mean….

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