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2010

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Mar

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster with a Hard Nipple of the Day

I love the fabric of the dress Monster Kardashian is wearing. I’ve been seeing it a lot on girls in bars, on the street and pretty much everywhere and it’s some kind of fake leather-lookin’ shit that for some reason gives girls hard nipples.

I don’t know what it is about this fabric that makes nipples hard, but it must be magic or at least created by some kind of pervert…..because even Monster Kardashian, a creature who must have a huge set of testicles, the fabric still fuck makes the motherfucker’s nipples hard.

And since I love nipples, this post is more to encourage more girls to wear this kind of shirt, like actual girls and not ones who look like they belong in gay porn, and not to celebrate Khloe Kardashian…I just want to make that clear…because there is nothing worth celebrating when it comes to Khloe Kardashian…except maybe when the someone shoots her when she tries to attack them at their campground or some shit…in a mount that paw and turn it into an end table kind of way…

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12 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Boring!

  2. Drunken PIG says:

    Id chew bitches nipples off…then suffocate her!!

  3. HornyLohanWanker says:

    I wish I could work up the enthusiasm to rape this bitch or any of her cunt sisters.

    They are just too boring. I hate it when they turn up here, like they were someone.

  4. Sarah says:

    HornyLohanWanker you are a bigger tool than they are for making such an ignorant comment. If you are ever in prison, which I suspect is where you will end up, I hope some big ass guy uses you as his bitch. :)

  5. Amazing Larry says:

    Wake me when it’s the interesting hot sister Kourtney all others are dogs having either chunk ass or fug face.

  6. A man named GOB says:

    It’s just pleather it’s been doing that to nipples for years, I LIKE IT.

  7. Lady GuyGuy says:

    Either she’s got 2″ nips or she’s got spigot jewelry on both, looks like there’s twigs attached to them, I don’t even want to think about it really considering who it is it’s probably long ass hairs.
    Let’s see some Kourtney to save my eyes.

  8. Wes says:

    One looks out of place,Kinda abnormal

  9. nunya says:

    Her nipples look like the adulfriendfinder ad freak nipples….there’s nothing safe to look at on this bitch.
    Her face is ugly, tits are wonky, thunder thighs, man hands…jesus wtf is
    wrong with this thing?

    PS. i’d still fuck this bitch over the precious gorilla.

  10. Jack the Tripper says:

    She’s hanging with a bitch that’s uglier than her, that way she’s the hot one in the picture.

  11. Bob Smith says:

    Bride of Frankenstein.

  12. Jack Johnson says:

    That bitch looks like the wrestler Chyna. Wonder who’s dicks bigger?

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