I am not allowed to post these pictures of Paris Hilton sunbathing topless and it’s not because of the surgeon general’s warning that the bitch it tainted meat – I don’t know if you have a surgeon general in the USA but he’s the motherfucker who told me cigarettes killed babies and made the packaging way better by putting pictures of dead babies on the shit, but because I don’t have access to the pictures cuz the paparazzi agency who paid her for these don’t like me…and also because I was trying to do everything I could to make her disappear, but unfortunately, she’s much bigger than me but her tits definitely aren’t, and if I stop talking about her, no one else notices, people still care and it’s all because at 19 she had bad sex on camera…
So here’s some pics of her sunbathing to carry you into you boring weekend. I’m only posting on the weekend cuz I am so hungover I can’t fucking think straight or muster up the courage to leave my couch….so don’t get used to
it guy who is reading this site now cuz you have nothing else to do. Loser.
Follow This Link To See The Boring Pictures….
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i wouldnt touch my bare ass on a urinal. i piss all over those things when Im out in the public. the parisite hilton pics are lame. she looks to have flat saggy tits.
I would love to fuck both of those little chicks. Good god, they are hot.
Lets face it at 19 she looked ok giving a blowjob in night vision. I think it fulfilled all the nerds fantasy of fucking the hot green alien. It traumatized me though every time i see her pics im waiting on the alien to punch out of her chest, like a bad Sigourney Weaver flick.
much hotter than the fatties in the urinals
Well to the picture at top I would love to lick and fuck the pussy on the left even just after she pulls away from that urinal, and if she know how nasty those things can get she would never do that again. As for paris I would be doing the same even tho grandpa took some of my money away I can still sit back and wait to take over the business after mom and dad retire. If my penis still work I would take the chance and pound her skinny ass and pussy. At least i would know i would get good hospital care and good drugs.
that is weird, extremely weird
the paris hilton video to watch is the properly lighted blowjob pic..
WTF? Update Beaner.