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2010

21

Mar

Jake Gyllanhaal Pushes Girls Around of the Day

I went to a restaurant called Garde Manager tonight with a girl. We were drinking innocently for a good hour, watching the gang of idiots file in and fill the place up….Then Jake Gyllanhaal walked in with a few chubby girls…..and everyone went nuts….Girls were screaming his name and he was basking in all the attention. You could tell dude thought he was god’s gift to the world…….They took over a table, everyone sucked up to him and he was the hero of the night…every one validated his celebrity.

He danced like on the bench of his table loving the attention and was throwing his arms in the air like he owned the world….I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance while acting like he was God’s gift to the world, so I decided to ask him a question….I walked up to his booth and asked the chubby girl he was making out with:

Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger….

An innocent comment….that apparently he couldn’t take…so he took his acting class lessons seriously as he started screaming at chanelled the birthday he didn’t get the red bike-in my face like a role he rehearsed…he started throwing his hands in the air all while saying things like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he meant business….but it was really a fucking joke…

I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…the girl I was with was stuck inside where Gyllanhaal decided to take out his anger on her….by pushing her into the table at least once before his crew held him back…..

Maybe these people aren’t used to being teased and everyone around them sucks up to them…so here he was shoving her against the table, hurting her, making her cry before his crew of handlers pulled him off her…

That is unacceptable….

He pretty much hit a girl….He bullied a girl…for no reason other than something I said hurt his ego, or made him go nuts, made him think he should show the world how tough he was, or whatever lie he was pulling, since if he was actually Heath Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point…..save your lies and fabricated sincerity for the people who already suck up to you…the rest of us know you’re nothing but a woman beating bubble boy…..

I’m no psychologist…but I will say that maybe dude is a homosexual…maybe he hangs with fat girls to make him feel important….maybe he beats up cute girls cuz he hates women….all while giving him security….

He is an actor. He doesn’t own the world. He is in Montreal for a few weeks…but for some reason montreal thinks he is above the law. They think he should be treated like a queen but really, when I see a dude hit a girl or shove a girl, I know he’s nothing but trash….but this is Real Life….This is not a movie….he should not be able to get away with this ridiculousness.

The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. They support guys who are in movies who shove women and turn around and throw out those women…

Jake Gyllanhaal has no respect. He is not what you see in movies. He is an ego with a horrible attitude and he hurts women because he gets upset and throws fits.

Garde Manger, the restaurant that kicked us out is hanging onto their reputation, trying to stay cool, pretending they are legit, while disrespecting their patrons….their bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall even though he shoved a woman….

Whether Gyllanhaal killed Australian actors by not stopping them from using drugs or not, cuz they were preoccupied with themselves he still has no right hurting an innocent girl…it is unacceptable and it needs to get out there…tell your friends…Jake Gyllanhaal hurt a girl…..he is not a man…he is a sick, drugged up, insecure celebrity who isn’t even important or relevant in the world…..

The craziest thing was that his crew was holding him back…..as he got rough with the girl after he lost his shit….It’s like some switch went off and he went nuts….very unstable….

She won’t press charges, because she’s not like that..but he did shove her, hurt her and made her cry….

More soon….

Update – I don’t have pics but I did see him make out with a fat girl. I love how celebs are above the law and can do whatever they want. What I said only offended him 45 seconds after he laughed and decided to play angry. Gay cowboys are pussies. But more importantly the restaurant owes me 200 dollars.

Trust me it was amazing…until I was kicked out and the girl I was with got attacked for my amazing joke! Girls shouldn’t get beat up especially by guys who bully girls…I am not the emo fag, gyllenhaal is…I have never seen someone act like such a baby ever.

What it comes down to is Sticks and stones will break my bones but Heath ledger jokes will always hurt Jake Gyllenhaal…enough to shove a girl hard enough to make her cry…

Posted in:Jake Gyllanhaal

  • austin

    yea he prolly would have kicked the shit out of you so jus relax your lucky the bouncers pulled you out bitch

  • Shelb

    How the fuck do you except to ruin him? This website is for fat perverts and shitheads living in the woods sending mail bombs. You have as much power in the online world as I do in the world of dating.

  • austin

    lol^

  • austin

    this guy that makes this site is a poser

  • Vanilla Bear

    Yet both of you commented on his links practically instantaneously after they were posted. Guess some people are reading.. Don’t be mad just because your a bubble boy fan.

  • Shelb

    Sorry, bro. You’re right. Surprised you took the time out to post instead of going and ruining Jake Gyllanhaal ASAP.

  • henry g

    If a dead guy fucks you then you should be able to hit a girl.

  • kendall

    That’s how big-name actors behave in LA. Canuckville is B.F.E. to them.

  • Vanilla Bear

    I’m kind of confused how the term “big-name actor” is even relevant to this post. We are talking about bubble boy right? I think Corey Haim even had a bigger resume.

  • smackabitch

    drunkenstepfather first time i thought you are actually a fcuking weirdo, because you make man-hitting-women jokes ALL THE TIME, and when your little chance of some ass gets pushed you write a 4 page essay !

    go kill yourself, you emotional fag.

  • Matthew

    I stopped reading this half way through because it was stupid. If he did hit a girl that’s not cool but your so called joke sure makes you an uber douchebag. If you’ve lost anyone you cared about think how pissed you’d be if some stranger made a comment that you killed them. You have no idea if they’re joking or not since you don’t know their sense of humor. You deserved to get punched and learn a lesson that you can be as tough as you want and talk as much trash as you want behind a keyboard but if you say some of the stupid shit that you write on here to a person’s face you may get your ass kicked. I don’t think anyone will feel bad for you if you do too.

  • Lame

    Ha. Nice smackabitch. Drunkenstepfather, I admit I check your site out a couple times a week to see tits and ass, and I never read your lame posts about whatever it is you rant about… but I did read the first few sentences of this one and all I can say is: You are an attention starved pussy. Stick to posting tits and ass. You arn’t now, nor will you ever be famous. It’s your site that people like… not you. Be glad your fat date wasn’t more attractive, otherwise I am sure Bubbleboy would have invited her to his sample his penis.

  • You ran like a fat bitch version of Perez Hilton.

  • Ugh

    Good god man. This post reads exactly like Perez at his worst. Relax, rethink, make it funny, and we’ll give you a mulligan on this one.

  • if I was Jake, you would have had your ass handed to you.

  • OMFG

    unless there’s some video, pics, or witnesses willing to back it up, there’s nothing to see here… move along please

  • wrecked ’em

    This site rocks! Way to go DSF! There’s a biblical saying that states, “the thought is equal to the action.” So Jake Guzzlesjizzandall played a rump ranger in that Broke Dick Mountain flick with Heath Ledger. If that chick you were with hung around for Guzzlesjizzandall, she deserved to get roughed up. Bitch should’ve left with you. You should be mad at her, not some Roo ass chasin’, Hollywood Hershey Highwayman, who got offended ’cause you dissed his now dead Greek saddle. Get some perspective.

  • Emmie

    The joke about Heath was so uncalled for and rude. You deserved his anger!!

  • Yeah right

    It is so obvious the guy who wrote this is fighting off his own Gay issues and is a wannabe big time bottom.

  • Joe Hickory

    Funny, I always thought he was a girl.

  • LeaveJakeAlone!!!

    I tell you what shocks the fuck out of me in relation to this story. There are actually people out there who get upset when you insult fucking Jake Gellunhulwateva! Holy shit, that’s tragic, unless they’re on his payroll I suppose.

  • mysoginist

    go here to witness dumpy haus fraus lapping this up

    waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot .com

  • Stotheam

    seems like the dsf haters on here are emotional fags as well. Anyone need a napkin to wipe the tears and cum off their face?

  • sheni

    i thought you were married

  • dtellez

    I love JaKe, even if he is an attention whore.

  • FUCK YOU!

    YOU ARE A FUCKING PRICK! You obviously have nothing better to do! This obviously isnt completley made up out of the blue but i KNOW and im sure everyone else knows you have exagerated the fuck out of the story!! What have oyu against him? Fucking hell, he’s a normal person, if he did lay a hand on that girl why was it? Oh because you mentioned somthing that is obviously extremely private and an emotional topic!! Imagine you ahd lost your talented best friend! Would like to be accused of killing him!? Im very sorry to here you didn’t the shit kicked out of you by Jake! You sick , sad man! I can’t beleive you would take the time to write this, i feel SORRY for you! Until we hear a witness report you are full of SHIT! Conviently the girl is too shaken to talk!? Thats lucky isnt it! I cant beleive you have twitterd alll the gossip site that publish fake stories about celebs. Dont target someone just because you are jealous of them! He is a successful oscar nominated actor who is RESPECTED, unlike you. SO GO GET A FUCKING LIFE!

  • SG

    Get a life.

  • DOM

    You are a primitive, homophobic loser. Ledger was a friend of Jake’s in real life and Jake is the godfather of Ledger’s only child. Your “joke” was uncalled for and cruel. You deserved your ass to be kicked.
    I bet most of what you wrote is made up or exaggerated anyway.

  • jbob

    guess jake gyllenhaal fans google his ame everyday to see if he’s even doin shit or just layin around bein a douche

    and for the dude who said ledger’s death was a private thing…. it’s hollywood, nothing is private

  • @jbob

    I didn’t mean his death was private, i meant Heaths passing was somthing Jake didn’t publicly speak about (which i greatly admire him for) therfore keeping it private.

  • Bill

    Celebrities live on their own planet. They probably believe their shit smells of perfume. Nice to see their egos taken down a notch or two – keep up the good work!

  • chadaaa

    hypocrite? you bashing about how girls are nothing but tits and ass, and when one of them “allegedly” shoved your girl you get all defensive? I know that guys should never push, shove, or hit a girl, but you provoked him and by your whole theme of your website you shouldn’t even care, you should be laughing instead.

    Next time someone makes fun of your dead siblings or parents lets see if you get angry or not

  • robocop

    my favorite part was when you cry about how everybody is kissing his ass and that everybody thinks hes a god.
    BUT than you go up to his table and say the “innocent” joke about him to the girl he was with.
    HAHAHHAHAHA, you shouldn’t even care if you think people are stupid for going nuts over him. Why did you even feel like it was necessary to go there? because he’s a movie star? you wanted attention?

  • miss ogynist

    fag hags to the rescue

    waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot .com

  • beavis

    Just google “toothy tile”.

  • Say What?

    If you had said that to me, I’D kick your ass too, I might even kill you. Then I’d kill your parents, since they are responsible for your sorry ass being on the planet in the first place.

  • George

    ^^^Say What? ,, you Little fagot, Id kick your ass and say it to your face pussy and you wouldn’t do shit. Little internet tough guy talking behind his computer, stick to acting tough within safe distances.

    Go back to beating up your pillow, you little pussy

  • Expletive:BMP

    Who the fuck cares if hayzeus is telling the truth or lying like a fucking turd that he is, fuck that shit, i’m here for the bits of cunny to rub out to and the raging fags to poke fun at, i could give a flying bat rat juicing amy whinehouse’s titty hole about hayzeus’ likes and dislikes, fuck him, and fuck you lot, now hayzeus, post kim k or other such bits of cunny holes i’ll never have.

  • Charlie

    Meh. I’m here for the random photobucket finds, which lately are fewer and farther between.

    Celebrities, bleh.

    Celebrity chasers, double-bleh.

  • robnasty

    So let me get this straight. Jake Gyllanhaal beat up a girl at Garde Manger.

  • GrapePop

    I like when people accuse people of being internet tough guys while they themselves are being internet tough guys. For the record, I’ll beat the fuck out of both of you turds.

    This blog is run by the biggest cock-smoke on the planet. Your the Kanye West of
    bloggers. The funniest part of this story is that the bitch you were with probably sucked his cock and told you he hit her because he blew a load i her eye and she was misty eyed as a result.

  • BlairH

    DSF, you fucking idiot. You completely crossed the line and you know it. Calling out a Ledger like that? Have you no shame? Ledger was an amazing talent, I’m sure you agree, and you are a sick fuck for making a joke in his name. You do realize Jake and him were very close friends right? Jake was the godfather of Matilda. You deserved to get your ass beat for saying that shit, and you are so fucking dense to not realize that. If that wasn’t bad enough, you are crying like a little bitch that Jake retaliated. Go fuck yourself. I love your site but you are a total idiot. Why else would others be calling you out here? Jesus H dude. Get a clue.

  • Bob Smith

    “his website is for fat perverts and shitheads”

    And you, apparently.

    Look, nobody cares that you let guys treat your ass like a sex object, but don’t be offended when people point it out.

    It’s okay. You should be okay with you homosexuality.

  • Bob Smith

    “For the record, I’ll beat the fuck out of both of you turds.”

    LOL

  • foetus

    heath ledger once let me fuck him in the ass while i was at work. Dont tell my boss though, i dont want to lose my Medical Examiners license. Catch you all later, i have to go to church…..got a Sunday school class teach.

  • jake gyllenhaal is a girly fag. Drink up bitch (click name link)

  • Vanilla Bear

    Holy shit there’s so much estrogen in these reply’s, so many of you seem ass hurt like Jesus Martinez insulted your best friend. Get over yourselves your all losers, for jumping on the forums and crying about the post. Join the club, while your at it sign up for our forums see or show some tits. mantits need not apply we have enough of those.

  • OMFG

    my anus itches.

    how cum my fingers smell….. oh wait

  • Bob Smith

    “if he did lay a hand on that girl why was it?”

    Just a guess, because he’s an asshole?

  • macaca

    why dont you try a little harder for publicity? fuck. tweeting 10 different celebrities about the ‘incident’ is more homo than 50 gay cowboys. your shtick is old, and you know it, now youre just grasping at straws. but as long as it pays the bills! your life must kind of suck.

  • Dr. Strangelove

    The joke thought tasteless (the mock outrage that DSF might be party to tasteless jokes is more shocking i think) was not deserving of of Cowboy Douche to loose his shit and get up in a woman’s face. He’s a little bitch who needed to take the opportunity to proclaim how much better then everyone else he is and feel big about intimidating a woman. DSF I say we pound that asshole into the dirt…kinda like Heath did in that movie…

  • jj

    bullshit

  • nunya

    Haven’t seen this many comments since the last time you made a Lady Gaga post, i guess all her fans are somehow related to Jake Gyllenwhateverhisnameis fan club.

    Do you fucking faggots need a moment? Do you need a box of Kleenex and some lube?
    Who gives a shit about this faggot or the fuckhead that runs this website? cry me a fucking river you fucking cry babies.

    Faggots.

  • nunya

    PS. Jesus cut the bs and stop writing bible length posts, i fucking lost interest after the 10th line.

    Post tits and asses…stick to what you do best you fucking fat fuck.

  • jakey

    lmao ur a fag, look at u ur such a wannabe perez, respect lost faggot go cry and stop being a poser…ur more of stepsister than a stepfather..

    pussy

  • The Man

    While the joke may have been insensitive and/or un caled for, there was no reason to hit a woman. Her only involvement was sitting at a table with someone. Heath Leger was a great actor. That’s why he has so many academy awards…….what….1? let’s face it. The only reason he got that is because he died a short time before they were given out. I fucking hate every one of you.

  • Say What?

    @ George, don’t get me mixed up with you dude. You aren’t just A pussy, but you are THE PUSSY FOR ALL CENTURIES.

    And it’s FAGGOT with two Gs, you inbred piece of white trash.

  • Stotheam

    you’re all a bunch of faggot queers who need to die. scumbag fucks go stick your internet egos up yer asses.

  • Expletive:BMP

    😀 To be honest, Heath’s death was sad, but then so was the death of my cock, and I haven’t been the same ever since. No seriously, I’d wish death on no one, and after almost suffocating in my sleep this morning i laid off the pills and meds i was taking. In a bit, I’ll have me a cup of coffee, and try and massage this limp five inch dick of mind, talk about mushy-mushy. So I guess I almost suffocated in my sleep after taking lots of meds, but fuck that, i’m not dying like heath. I refuse to, so even though i’m sleepy, i’m not going to sleep for at least another hour, or three. And yes, Jake is a great actor, but fuck you if you think I’m going to ever watch break back hill, or fuck-what it’s name is, when i wanna watch dick in ass, i’ll watch one of Pred’s whores, at least i have an excuse with them having tits and looking like a dame, if only mostly.

  • kat

    lol @ jake g “You ran like a fat bitch version of Perez Hilton.”

    but really, tho, thanks for the heath ledger line… imma totally use that the next time i run into little jakey in la 🙂

    and i’m a girl, so we’ll see if he takes a swing at me!

  • Drunken Pig

    Holy-Shit!!…where did all these butt-hurt fuck-wads come from??..kinda like a cock-roach convention..so Jesus made a drunken obnoxious comment to some homo actor that started a melee..SFW!!..I call that a fun night out!!..Jesus shake it off man and can the drama that these fucking parasites crave!!

  • ninjaplease

    Lol!!! You fucking Gillenhalaway queer-o-sexuals!!! Here is a person that exposed this hollywood piece of shit and all you do is cum to his little bitch ass girl abusing rescue… Which goes to show that you’re all the problems of society! Who gives a fuck this guy is a horrible actor who should realize his pitfalls like his bff and become a bobble head as well. That way you rescuers will have something to mourn. fuck you all, whose lives revolve around these fake fucking people i wish all of hollywood would take their prescriptions past the recommended dose. You should praise the dsf for exposing yet another fake fuck!!!

  • russel byrnes

    yeh real nice dude. hope you apologised to your friend for getting her beat the fuck up…

    my female friends would be none too cool if i dropped them in the shit with some lame ass comment, left them to get attacked, and then disappeared like a complete fucking vagina.

    i’ve actually completely dug your schtick till now.. stick to posting porn.

  • Blah Blah Blah

    Dude stop your bitchin’ and post some tits!? I don’t give a shit about Mr. Jake Brokeback, but if you don’t want your lady friend to get manhandled in the future then 1) keep your mouth shut in the real world & 2) make sure your “lady” friends keep their trap shut and follows you when you leave the premise! For some reason people feel they can talk shit and nothing bad is suppose to ever happen… wrong! If what you blogged is true… you ran into someone that had more leverage then you, and you (and friend) got the shitty end of the confrontation. Wipe your bitch’s tears, man up, and just remember sometimes people (even celebrities) respond aggressively when you act like a douch to them. An don’t give me that “it’s never right to hit a women” crap. You can’t tell me your little lady didn’t run her mouth while you was getting expelled. I hate that shit!

  • GrapePop

    Who the fuck is Jesus Martinez????????

    Never mind I don’t give a fuck. Just puts some pics of pussy up and stop whining because that faggot punk you out.

  • Epic Bearded Man

    Spitshine my shoe’s NIGGER!

  • wrecked ’em

    @ Bob Smith Says:
    March 21st, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    “For the record, I’ll beat the fuck out of both of you turds.”

    LOL

    – You should get together with Jake Guzzlesjizzandall, sounds like you two would get along. I mean, you both like to “pound turds!” LMMFAO

  • Seymour Butts

    I dont know what is more pathetic: Bareback Mountain boy or the people who are defending him because of their own repressed homosexuality. Get over it folks! People die every day, and that doesnt give you the right to act like a total d-bag because somebody brings up the gay love scenes that you beat off your 2 inch prick to every night. Jesus: keep bringing the pain brother!

  • Jay

    I did not have time to read all of the comments, but the few I did read were idiotic. The point to be made is you can’t fuck with celebrities. They think they own the world and they are half right. Most of you fuckers would get on your knees like Heath if you saw that douche. Kudos on having the balls to say what you did(if it is true at all) and motherfuck that turdburglar Jake Gylenhall

  • Lewis

    Jay, you got it backwards, it was this douche that got on his hands and knees for Ledger who pounded him into the ground. But who gives a flying fuck about this pompous little shit and his goings on? More tits and ass!

  • Isabelle

    I’m not going to insult you because I’m not like you and I don’t want to be, it’s not beautiful at all. I just don’t understand why people like you are so mean and lie towards person(s) they don’t know personally and will never know. Like lots of people I read so many nasty things on the Internet, and hiding yourself behind a keyboard and a screen is so easy but it’s only coward, nothing else. Do you do that because you’re bored with your life ? ?I guess you have nothing else to see if you do this kind of things. Life is so cruel, no need to add things like that. Don’t you think life is already that harsh ? Do you want attention ? You don’t deserve any, I just write this message because I consider someone has to do it, unlike what you think you don’t have the right to treat people like that. Do you envy Jake Gyllenhaal because he’s famous ? If you’re a “wannabe” (we’re all at this point soon or later in our lives), just try to change things you’d like to change by yourself because you can’t count on anybody else to do it. Being mean and writing lies is not a good way to make you interesting. If I was Jake Gyllenhaal or one of his publicist I would sue you because unlike what you and other think, a celebrity is a human being with his/her feelings, doubts, hopes etc just like you and the rest of the world. It’s a pity things like that happen to them because they’re famous and people consider they have the right on doing anything to them. It’s not the case and I do hope he will sue you. Your blog or at least this page should be erased too. Writing what you think/want is not the right to hurt or lying about someone else.
    And what’s the thing about homosexuality ? There is nothing bad, just people and their narrow minds.

  • Colin

    It all makes sense now that i find out the Drunken Stepfather writer is a French Canadian (aka Gods joke To The World).

    I would like you to do me a favor you french canadian piece of shit. Email me your address so i can come pay you a visit. Its time there are some consequences to your pathetic internet ramblings.

  • Isabelle

    PS : of course, feel free to laugh of this message as much as you want, I would have been useful in something, even if it’s something ridiculous to you or someone else. I just don’t care.

  • Colin’s ANUS

    Don’t know what he’s rambling about,those 3 French Canadians almost prolapsed me last night!

  • Drunken Pig

    Awwww..Isabelle honey your still “useful in something”…like getting on your knee’s and giving me skull till I bust a nut all over your face…then sweetheart you can bend-over while we all take turns plunging cock deep into your filthy whore bowels!!

  • JDS

    You are a fucking fail. What the hell was Jake doing to you? YOU EVEN SAID HE WAS WITH FAT CHICKS! So you have nothing to be pissed about because he wasn’t stealing some prime pussy. This is a Jake Gyllanhaal, not pussy ass Zach Efferon. Go be useful and punch undeserving celebrities in the face instead of insulting good ones.

  • Vanilla Bear

    LoL this Topics still alive?
    @Isabelle Yea your definatley new around here.
    @Colin you should prolly just never post again it makes you look stupid. Fucking homos Tits or gtfo.

  • Isabelle

    Vanilla Bear, yes, I’m new but I won’t stay, for sure. Don’t take it personally.

    Drunken Pig, you choose very well your username ! I won’t say anything else, I prefer to keep it for myself this time. It’s obvious we can’t have a civilized conversation here, and I was never impolite.

    Bye bye !

  • First Time Last Time

    I call bullshit on the loser writer of this blog. Won’t be back. Seems like a jealous wanna be who hated that all of the attention wasn’t on him.

    Lower than Perez I say.

  • Drave

    This site is pretty good apart from the fag that runs it, Stop trying to be perez hilton, Nobody gives a fuck about you, You’re not funny, Nothing you say is relevant.

    What i get from this story is either A: A girl gets abused because of your inability to stfu and sit the fuck down.
    B: This story is bullshit, You have never left your house but instead sit on the internet pretending that all the visitors to this site are hear to listen to your pathetic bullshit where in reality we’re here for the tits.

    Stop being a fag and just post tits

  • Gina

    Wow you acted like a completely hostile, violent prick then expected there to be no consequence. You’re an idiot. You and your troll girlfriend got what you deserved.

  • terroriststrolls

    u haters just go and deeply fuck yourself!ah!
    bravo DST for this report ,i read it up and aint suprised..JG can go and
    masturbate for his loss (reese witherspooner) , if he cant take a joke thats not our problem.
    i guess US white trash readers will never get to understand what Montreal’s top gossip blogger means..
    ah!ah!ah! the rest of the world do not care suckers!!
    we love you !keep drinking and being a dirty stepdad!this site would loose its soul without your delicate humour and words!
    hope ur girlfriend is ok by now.
    vive Montreal vive Drunken stepfather!!!
    fuck and fist the US white trash!
    xxxxxxx from FRANCE

  • cbar

    DSF – I think it’s precious you expect anyone to really believe you were out with a lady. Anybody who has spent 30 seconds on your site knows you’re just a fat compulsive masterbater who lives in his grandma’s basement. You should thank the dude who writes for thesuperficial, because believe me, no one would ever go to your shitty site, with its shitty ass commentary, if not for thesuperficial linking to it.

  • cybersklar

    Dude, do you really think you come out looking like the good guy through all of this??? I mean, Heath Ledger died tragically. Even though they acted as lovers in the movie, from what I understand, they were good friends off the screen. Why would you fuck up his evening by saying some stupid shit and embarrass him in front of his guests. Who cares if he was making out with a fat girl. You don’t know him. Would you walk up to a complete stranger and make a rude, embarrassing comment in front of him and his friends???

    By the sound of your blog it seems as if you were a bit jealous of the attention he was getting and you went out of your way to mess his night up. Good job! You’re lucky the bouncers got to you first. If it was me, you would have been swallowing your teeth!

  • Stef

    So basically to sum up your post:

    Jake Gyllenhall walks into a bar, girls notice him (including the one you’re with I wager, you get jealous and make a snarky homoerotic comment to kill his fun (no matter how egocentric and silly it looked), your panties got twisted because you got kicked out like a douchebag, and now you are going to “ruin” someone’s career with an overemotional rant worthy of a 14 year-old emo girl on her period.

    Pretty much sum up your night? Or do you just have a hostile thing for fat girls?

    Either way, I can’t decide if this was laughably stupid or strangely sad.

  • terroristtrolls

    @COLIN my ass:

    Dsf is a french canadian.so what sucker?
    Are u jealous cuz u live in the asshole of the world named ?
    U talk like a fucking hillbilly so just go and work in order to buy u some fucking missing teeth u poor ignorant thing..
    As for that fatty isabelle who think shes a smartass cuz shes writtings pages and pages!i m sure she s rubbing her clit while insulting our beloved dsf.ah!
    Love me some pathetik so called moralits!

  • assbestos

    “I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance”

    Dude, you clearly wish you were of some importance to the world and seem, well a little insecure… Then you go making some huge deal about something you didn’t even witness yourself…

    You’re telling stories buddy, for the sake of YOUR ego.

  • Jon

    If your fat friend got pushed 10 or so times, then why hasn’t she filed a police report?

    What the fuck is wrong with you to decide to use a topic of same-sex relations regardless if for fun, in a movie, or for commitment as a source of insult against somebody who is more talented than you? He was having fun. You were jealous. His friend is DEAD. Do you have any clue of your carelessness?

    You are lucky something worse didn’t happen. Let me tell you, if we were in a bar . . . if we were in a gay bar and you decided to make a bitchy comment like that you would have gotten more than pushed.

  • Ash

    OK here’s what really went down, according to eyewitnesses…

    Jake was definitely at the restaurant Saturday night (he’s a regular there) as was the blogger. Main discrepancy here? We’re told by sources who were present that the blogger in question said, “Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger?” prompting Jake to yell to the bouncers “get these guys the f–k out of here.”

    The instigator and his crew were then thrown out.

    We originally read this blog post yesterday, where the site definitely had “killed” not “kissed” up until it was later changed. The post actually backs up this supposed kill claim by ranting in the item that if Jake was Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point.

    Seriously can’t say we blame Gyllenhaal’s heated reaction. “Isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger?” Not a funny joke, dude. We wish punches were thrown.

    As for this girl who was supposedly caught in the crossfire? Onlookers tell us “there were a bunch of girls” there but “no one was shoved or hurt.”

    Jake is currently in Montreal filming Source Code, which won’t be affected by this nonincident. We hear filming has been going “great” up there before this.

    eonline

  • jerry

    Who still says “faggot” in 2010? Inbreds?

  • terroristtrolls

    @ash
    Who are you?

  • You are such a fucking wannabe piece of shit. You couldn’t handle he was enjoying himself and has a career and a future, this shit site is your legacy…. how sad.

    Funny Jake will be the reason this place gets any attention now, so now you owe any 5 seconds of fame to the man you are so jealous of.

    Go kill yourself, I doubt anyone would miss you.

  • Pobs

    @Ash – yeah what we want is the sugar coated “eyewitness” version from trash e-zine!

    I bet Jake was ready to call for the amber lamps!

  • NYkid420

    hahahahahahahahahahahah. yes jesus. being a fan of you is finally paying off.

  • Damien

    Wow, you sound like a sociopath. You should seek help “drunkenstepfather”.

  • oh and BTW

    Even though it’s HIGHLY unlikely he has hit a girl, he wouldn’t have done it publicly.
    Everyone would have ratted him out or at least told their friends. No one is – but EVERYONE is saying you’re a liar.

    So fuck you loser. Keep telling tales because you hate when people are getting attention. This site is your “attention” and it sucks.

  • shari

    you are disgusting and i’m sorry jake didn’t kick the shit out of you. you deserved as much.

  • Anja

    HI!

    KILL YOURSELF, THANK YOU.

    Love, society.

  • terroristtrolls

    @ontd

    Says the owner of the lamy-dlisted wannabe site full of shit…
    Never trust an obese blond copycat.

  • You deserved it

    Ha. If this is true (which I highly doubt that) then you and your “girl” definitely deserved it. But seriously, everyone knows that your REAL girlfriend Perez Hilton give you the idea.

  • drunk douche says what

    You are worse than Perez when he got the shit beat out of him by Will I Am’s manager. I’m surprised you didn’t make a video.

  • dv

    you’re a misogynistic piece of shit, go jump into a volcano

  • The C Word

    HA!! You whiny little bitch. You want to talk shit on him for not taking your “innocent comment’ well but then you go and post this shit? Talk about over reacting!!

    HAHAHAH YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT.

    Why don’t you go objectify some more women who will never even speak to your nasty ass? It’s all you’re good for anyway you worthless cunt.

  • Ash

    update:

    Gyllenhaal’s rep claims DSF story is “libelous” and claim
    his lawyers are taking “immediate action against
    DrunkenStepfather

    Ooooopsies!

  • oh no they didnt

    “Never trust an obese blond copycat.”

    EXACTLY. So why the fuck are you going to believe your tranny GF?

  • Bob Smith

    “I mean, Heath Ledger died tragically.”

    Who cares?

  • oh really

    LOL @ all of this. I don’t even like Jake Gylenahshahaal, but he’s about ten times more important and wealthier than the writer of this article. We all know who’s the winner in this situation.

  • askmehowifeel

    LOL THE BEST PART OF THIS IS HOW YOU ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOUR ACTIONS SOUND JUSTIFIED.

    “Well he was DANCING near me and I just couldn’t take it so I had to make an absurdly tasteless comment asking if he had killed his friend, obviously!!!!”

    Sit the fuck down. You’re a complete fucking moron.

  • nunya

    Fucking homo’s are still crying over this shit?

  • terroristtrolls

    Cuz she DOES have a Bf…
    And a life..where shit actually happpens.even with JG..Oh My GOD? Did i just write a J and a G!???
    @ontd

  • oh no they didnt

    He’s twittering all these people thinking they’ll give a shit.

    Oprah doesn’t care about your loser ass. Get out of your parents basement!

    You are the wart on Tila Tequila’s attention seeking cheese-dazzled clit.

  • Ash

    Here’s how DSF Originally posted his story:

    So I was in a bar and Jake Gyllanhaal the clost faggot walked in with 5 fat chicks cuz he’s gay and gay dudes love fat chicks…..He danced like a little bitch on the bench of his booth like he didn’t crave cock…but I had a feeling he did….then I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his bullshit, so I decided to take the pussy off his high horse and I don’t really care what gay cowboy he fucks so I said: Hey aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger…. So apparently that hurts a little bitches ego…..so the little bitch started screaming in my face like a role he reversed…he started screaming shit like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he isn’t an ass licking homo….I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…of 60 dollars… The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. It’s some bullshit ego shit that doesn’t respect their patrons….Garde Manger Bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall aka Gay in the ass cuz I’m a little bitch Hall…. This is DrunkenStepfather.com motherfuckers…..So stop pretending you like girls, faggot…your fat chicks who you use to protect you from meeting real girls don’t cut it, Faggot….Stop killing Australians cuz you crush on them, Faggot…the war is on…I will make sure you and your pussy behavior gets broken the fuck down…. I will ruin this guy and you will help… On a sidenote – this faggot tried to have a bitch fight with the beautiful girl I was with. He actually tried to hit her…Jake Gyllanhaal wants to fight girls…and I am not joking…Seriously… All this bitch wants is to suck on a dick … He is the Lady Gaga of Movies…A pussy. He’s done….he sucked his beer bottle like it was a fucking dick…seriously… Dude thinks he owns the city…he thinks he decides who leaves bars when he wants…he thinks he is important…he’s not…he’s a fucking bitch…and I will break him…seriously…he has a shitty celebrity and I will ruin that celebrity….he beats up women…. Some celebs are down to earth. This cokehead loser…is a cokehead loser….he is so into himself and he actually hit a woman… HE HIT A WOMAN…. Bubble Boy hit a girl…at a restaurant called Garde Manger…Who seem to think it’s ok to hit a girl…call them and tell them… (514) 678-5044?…to not hit a girl…..call the restaurant (514) 678-5044?…..complain… His crew was holding him back…..he beats up girls… Love Jesus….Martinez….

    (he has since changed it 3 times to the watered down version it reads now)

  • terroristtrolls

    @ontd

    Oprah,tila…we see here ur great references…culture!

  • terroristtrolls

    Ash…r u jg s main rubber or something?i mean,come on,let it go girl…just quit
    It!

  • Ash

    LOL JG main Rubber!!! I actually like that! Thank you baby!

  • Ash

    Does that make you Jesus Martinez main butt plug?

  • FOAD

    aww, is your imaginary girlfriend okay?

  • terroristtrolls

    if you like to think So,Ash…wouldnt upset u ya know…

  • Vanilla Bear

    Ash can we make out? You come off as the kinda girl I dig. I save all of DSF first blog posts too for later reference, Ocd gets me every time. I think me and you could go far.

  • Money

    Oh pu-lease! You talk rude shit about people constantly. It’s, like, all you do….and NOW you want to be outaged. Give me a fucking break. You are obnoxious and rude than that at least 4x per day.

  • pickles

    And now, fail troll is apparently going to be sued for this…

    Just cause you have the ability to write whatever you want about anyone on the internets doesn’t mean you *can*, there are little things called “libel” and “defamation of character” you should be a bit more concerned with… big complicated words for you, I know, but I expect your lawyer can explain them to you.

    Hope the payout-to-come was worth this post!

  • Ash

    Aw Vanilla Bear u too sweet. Our first date should be at Gyllenhal vs. Martinez defamation trial. I’ll bring the pop corn if you sneak in the beer.

  • Jay

    Congrats on the post. The truth doesnt matter when you can create all of this interest. All you people who are commenting are just feeding into it. Whoever the “frog” iss that runs this site is getting exactly what he wants. Also Heath Ledger did not die tragically. He was a piece of shit, I can’t handle the fame, drug addict

  • oh no they didnt

    @Jay “Also Heath Ledger did not die tragically. He was a piece of shit, I can’t handle the fame, drug addict”

    I hope you die in a fire, Jay. I bet it wouldn’t make the news.

  • Vanilla Bear

    @Ash no butter and just a tad salt, I’m trying to watch my figure. Cans or bottles, though cans may be hard to get passed the metal detectors.. guess we could always go with the plastic bottles Bud light uses these days… Eww

  • Ash

    The scab’s on my pussy have cracked,now it’s burning and itchy.The Doctor said the bleeding and yellow pus will go away after the antibiotics kick in.Why did I bang all those guy’s in the alley last week?Valtrex can only do so much!As long as you guys buy me some drink’s and meth I can and will suck all your cock’s.

  • The Real Ash

    oh dear! That second Ash is obviously a big skanky whore, must be same the Mexican slut who left Jesus Martinez at that Tijuana Orphanage so many years ago . Good luck with that Infection honey, and for Christ sake get off the meth and come take care of your son, now he’s inventing imaginary girlfriends.

    Much love:

    Ash aka JG’s Main Rubber

  • JG’s Main Rubber

    Leave me out of this! Thanks to your nasty snatch it burns when I pee! Real Ash=Real S.T.D’s! Your are warned guys!

  • Done

    I only come here from links on The Superficial. I will not be clicking on those links anymore. I read that entire post in the voice of a whiny schoolgirl. I suspect I am not far from the target.

  • I dont agree with what you said about heath ledger as im an aussie and adore him! But what hake did was unacceptable.
    Actors and celebs these days think they fucking run the towns…. Its pathetic, anyone can kiss a male on set, anyone can sing if they put there mind to it, anyone can say a few screen lines and act….. Its ridiculous. They get away with everything. And they think its okay when they do some really bad shit. I hope jake gets killed. No excuse to shove and hit a woman!!!

  • Ash

    Yes I admit Im the “star” of the Tijuana donkey show!

  • Done

    What I meant to say is I target schoolgirls,hence the ankle monitor.

  • The Real Ash

    Go away Done! Im the attention whore around here! So what if I weigh 260 pounds,I guzzle cum like no other!

  • waka

    Shit would not have happened if you were not acting like a douchbag tool and now you are trying to get attention because you acted like a douchbag tool….

    douchbag.

  • Vanilla Bear

    I’m not gonna name any names. But I do believe someone needs to extend there vocabulary.

  • JesusRules

    No matter what anyone says, you are still one of the greatest bloggers alive. Your comments are always right on, and your brutal honesty is hilarious. You’re never, ever afraid to stand up for what you believe, and you know how to stick it to the man. When I first came to your site, it was for the T&A, but I’ve stuck around because of your writing; it’s freaking classic!

  • Not Caring

    I would have ripped your head off myself for such a dumbass bitchy comment made out jealousy..I could careless about wheather most of these celebs live or die but you were just being a jackass with your unprovoked Nancy girl comment..

  • Vanilla Bear

    @ Not Caring Did you really just use the term Nancy Girl in a post. I’m not even sure what to say to this. I’ll leave it for the next troll, or atleast lemme grab a beer and think about it, let it soak in for a minute i’m kind of shocked.

  • The Real Ash/JGMC

    Oh My! Seriously Jesus, how many fake names are you going to hide under today? What’s the matter baby? you dont like when people speak the truth? After all all I did was re-post your original 3 am drunk rant the same one you re-edited into a clean fairy tale, and provided your sheep with Jake’s camp version of the story. Oh and warned you an hour before that Jake’s attorneys were coming after your ass. Just keeping it real baby.

    Go ahead, call me fat, call me disease ridden, call me a cum guzzler, call me a three eyed drippy pussy, dick licking,std turd munching 99cent store hooker, …oh wait you didn’t call me that last one. …anyway, call me whatever you want, baby. It doesn’t change the fact that Im the one keeping it real.

    By the way you are such a cute lil wetback when you get upset.

  • The Real Ash/JGMC

    P.S,who want’s some of my prolapsed rectum?Just let me wipe up the anal seepage.

  • Vanilla Bear

    Ash sweetie! your Grammatical, and punctual perfection turn me on so much. Don’t let the mexicant’s get to you. P.s do you have a blog i can compulsively refresh at work, I’ve learned from my mistakes i feel like I should confess to a Catholic Priest, I prolly would if i didn’t fear for my anal virginity.

  • Vanilla Bear

    Do you have a blog I can compulsively jerk off to? I don’t work.I’ve learned not to trust Catholic Priest’s,they took my anal virginity!By the way does my name sound too gay?

  • Ridiculous

    Love your misogyny and homophobia.

  • Vanilla Bear

    I see what you did there! Took what i typed and reversed it. Common if your gonna Troll a Troll atleast do it artistically. Fail Troll

  • sg

    @christay

    You totally missed the part where this story was made up. Jake didn’t do anything to anyone. Saying you hope someone gets killed is harsh.

  • Chocolate giddy up

    U were out of line, if i was jake i woulda fucked yo ass up! P.S. Fuck yo bitch!!!

  • PapaJ

    Sorry, bro. He’s got status and you don’t. I love your site. I tune in daily. But if someone said hey do you follow, XXXXXX XXXXXX, the Drunken Stepfather guy, I’d be like Oh, that’s his name?
    The problem with your account is not whether it’s the truth. It’s a matter of who has more to gain. Let’s say your account is 100% accurate. Does it excuse the behavior of a primadonna actor? No. Were you BEGGING for a reaction? Yes. Blaming a friend for a suicide is pretty low, man.

  • Vanilla Bear

    Honestly do any of you know if the story is true or false, were all going by hear say, and second hand information. What i do know is the world is fucked up when our childrens hero’s are actors, teen pop sensation hookers, and anorexic super models. What happened to the firemen, doctors, and astronauts being the hero’s. Money is power, its something we all know but we all ignore it. What i do know is this site has had many cease and desist letters in the past regarding copyright issues etc, when Jesus knows hes in the wrong it goes down. Now this topic is still up and alive? knowing its caused this much drama and publicity? PapaJ wrote who has more to gain, but my question to you is who has more to lose? The rich famous actor, or the unpopular site admin of a gossip blog? Either way this is most definatley a fucked up world we live in.

  • art

    REAL LIFE IS NOT YOUR BLOG, A-HOLE! I read your original homophobic post… you trying to make this about him hitting a girl is laughable. TED CASABLANCA has the real story of what you DID!… on what planet you think that is ok… Ledger was a friend of Jake’s in real life and Jake is the godfather of Ledger’s only child. that was beyond cruel. You deserve everything that’s coming to you! … and repeat after me…REAL LIFE IS NOT MY BLOG… next time you want to say something nasty about someone, make sure you are seating in front of you computer and that the person are not in front of you!… you are one sick man!

  • Whoever you are who made that inappropriate and lame joke deserved to be beat up and yelled at.

    Next time you decide to say something retarded like that bite your tongue.
    You are a loser.

  • JesusRules

    Time to face facts: you people are all on this website. As such, you should know that that’s just how Drunken Stepfather works: crude jokes. If you don’t want them, then get out. And by the way, screw Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger; Jake because he’s an asshole, and Heath because you all are defending someone who killed himself (not exactly a role model).

  • Sam

    I think it’s funny that no other account says he pushed a girl except yours.. and you were outside. That’s hilarious.

    Jake Gyllenhal is an Academy Award nominated actor for Brokeback Mountain, he was in the brilliant movie Donnie Darko, and Jarhead.

    You go try to “ruin” him, you fat loser. I can’t believe they’d let you in the same restaurant as him anyway.

    By the way, making jokes about great actors who passed away at a young age is just hilarious! …You’re an idiot.

  • ILOVESAGGYTITS

    Hey DSFather, are you sure you are not pissed because the restaurant fired you from your dishwasher job when they caught you jerking of while licking Gyllenhaal’s left over piss droplets from the urinal? I bet it must be a bitch for an illegal alien to find a job in Canada?

    The restaurant has surveillance cams you douchenozzle, Im pretty sure everyone at the restaurant had a cel phone cam, hell even you had a cel on you bitch. Do you actually wants us to believe that you stood outside the window of the restaurant Watching Gyllenhaal push your “imaginary girlfriend” 10 times and it never occurred to you to snap a couple pictures for your blog as evidence?? Keep guzzling that cheap Tequila PacoTaco.

    PS: More tits please, preferably some of your mothers? oh wait you dont have one.

  • inthekitchen

    why do you fuckers care what D.S.F. says about that dead australian douchebag?he was just another junkie.he was selfish and overindulgent.e wasn’t even that good of an actor.he had one good role.he didn’t get the academy award for his acting.he got it so that the oscar telecast could have a wonderful,feelgood, televison moment when his family tearfuly accepted the statue on his behalf.it was a great human interest angle for them in the lead up to the telecast and guaranteed lots of people watched.

  • ShoNuff

    You with a girl???? You had a date???? Beard? Bet she was fat just like Jakes. Sad prick, Jake woulda slapped you around with ease so stop lying, you were eating pizza in ya Moms basement with the spiders.

  • Amber_Taylor

    Jake Gyllanhaal sucks…

    On the other hand, way to go, Jesus! 155 comments+!
    You have made it, my friend.

    DSF FTW!

  • Oy Vey Y’all

    I am sorry, but “Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger…” isn’t funny at all. It’s tasteless, classless and just plain stupid. And you need to consider the fact you were kicked out BEFORE Jake reportedly pushed (NOT HIT) this bitch you were with. So it’s her story against Jake’s.

    You are bitter because you made a terrible joke and got kicked out. Get over it.

  • YouAreANobody

    Hey guy, you said a tasteless and completely unprovoked remark to him about his dead friend and then got surprised when he reacted badly to it?!?!? You are a complete moron. Instead of getting angry with and jealous of talented and good-looking people, why not do something with your life. You are obviously taking out your inadequacies about your own meager existence on others. Instead of trying to fruitlessly attack a famous person, why not concentrate on improving your own pathetic life?

  • Carl Range

    I heard Jake was a pretty cool dude. Your joke was in poor taste to a complete STRANGER…you’re lucky you didn’t get dropped.

    PS: The only thing I got from this post is that you display a lot of female tendencies/traits. *smh*

  • Patrick

    You are a total douche bag. Too bad the bouncers did not kick the shit out of you.

  • Anna

    You are, like, the most inarticulate, poorly written site I’ve ever read. You don’t even make sense half the time. Proofread your crap before you put it out there, it’s ridiculous and gives you less credibility than you probably even have. Lindsay Lohan is probably the only one who can understand your gibberish.

  • EL Highlander

    If you’re going to rant in English, at least learn how to use the language. As it is, you just come across as a jealous, illiterate moron who craves a spotlight you’ll never have. Get a life, dude.

  • Miracle

    If you made a joke about a late friend of mine I would kick your ass like I never kicked an ass before.

    Your site is the most women-hating gossip blog out there and suddenly you want us to believe you care for women? F you, dude. F you.

  • Dan

    Yea you blog is kind of silly. I know nothing about you but would know it would be pretty inappropriate to suggest you killed a dead friend/co-worker and I’m sure you’d be pissed. This is the first and last time i visit your blog. Hopefully it gets killed…and you get some help.

  • tizzzy

    I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU FUCKING LOSERS HAVE TO DEFEND YOUR FAVE CELEBRITY! Jake isn’t even fucking good looking or a good actor. But besides that… you people only fantasize what he is… you think people are true to their character that you see in a movie or any public appearance or interview? You got to be fucking kidding me. These guys have tons of money and tons of pussy flying around. Any women that goes up to these celebrity men probably have very little respect for themselves and are flat out whores (who would bang them in 2 seconds). You think that doesn’t affect their ego? All I’m saying is that when all you get is pussy that has no respect for themselves, why would they respect any other woman?

    Good for you Jesus! I mean, sure what you said was offensive, but seeing people make out with fat chicks and thinking they’re they kind of all pussy is a lot more offensive.

  • tizzzy

    king*

  • Expletive:BMP

    I would have left you there master tizzzy but being the attention whore that I am, I must act like a natural perez hilton with a dick in his ass, my apologies.

  • Expletive:BMP

    and one more thing, i was hunting every article online about the incident, but every one has dropped the fucking story, every one, i guess HayZeus is the only reporter willing to put his lively hood on the line to stick it to the man, even if they’ll sue his ass poor.

    Good for you Hayzeus, good for you.

  • Andy

    Why can’t you hit a woman? If she was with you, she was probably big enough to defend herself. You shouldn’t hit people who are smaller than you, but a giant, obese woman is fair game. And anyway: you’re against ‘hitting women’ but you’re not against chaining them to a mattress and raping them? Look at the ad right below your story. It’s for a chain-me-down fuck pillow. You are not only a pathetic, gigantically fat, small-penis-having loser, but you’re a hypocrite. And yes, as some of the writers have mentioned, also a gay man. Most men just jerk their meat and call it a day. Not you: you need a site to prove your manliness. No one thinks you’re cool, dude. But, you’re used to that, huh? You’re the type who got bullied in school because not everyone thought that the fact that you were infamous for date rape was ‘cool.’ Go kill yourself. Nobody’d miss you, man. Not even your mom– who by the way I fucked in the ass last night. ; ) She’s not so tight anymore, hah!

  • tommy

    Thegossipboy01.blogspot.com

  • alex

    …because all gay men hang out with ‘chubby girls’ and harbor intense hatred for pretty ones.

    get the fuck out of here with this shit.

  • annoyed

    Your pages are so annoying with all the ads! Gross. Can’t do it anymore. Bye-bye.

  • NIGGER

    lolz. so many moral fags gaying up this site.

    >ohyou.jpeg

  • jackhammer

    I rememebr meeting you outside of Garde Manger 2 years ago. You said you couldn’t afford to eat there, but Hollywood Tuna took you there once….I guess you are living the high life now…going to fancy places which look like student restaurants…..

  • Beaver beater

    Look at this response! Looks like Jesus made you all his bitch. ROFL! Tell Jake the corpse rawdogger that beating up on chicks aint cool. Real men dont beat up women, just like real men dont make movies about gay wannabe cowboys eating pudding.

  • Lets get a few things straight…this site makes me laugh everyday, the anecdotes and tangents are just a perfect change up from day to day life (this post included). If you really feel the need to comment on this site on some moral grounds, well then you missed the fucking boat my friends. Don’t give me the bullshit that jesus says fucked up shit and so ipso facto he can’t speak up if something happens. There’s a difference between observing from a far and having something right in your face, this situation happened to be the latter and was justified because like most people, we give two shits about some fucks we don’t know, but it’s different when it’s a friend. Hollywood should know better than to even say anything, especially something that wasn’t even directly said to him. If he does nothing, this would have stopped there and we would have had a funny post to read. Instead a bitch fest ensues and then legal teams are emailing a site named drunkenstepfather, im loving my law degree if im these craftsman. Bottom line because this is just rambling, the site rocks..now fuck off

  • david

    People were having fun and you saw a chance to be a dick and it didn’t turn out well. Next?

  • eric

    First, I don’t believe any of this unreadable, rambling, embarrassing tall tale from a jealous loser who can’t even spell Gyllenhaal correctly. Second, the author is a rude piece of human garbage for even thinking it’s acceptable to say such a thing to someone, famous or not, about their deceased friend. You’re not funny or snarky-smart, you’re just awful.

  • Ian

    I would have kicked your ass too you fucking idiot!

  • NIGGER

    well, Ian, you are a nigger then.

  • Haharight

    This story was so real rainbows shot out of my eyes when I read it. I’m sure a huge movie star would fly into a rage when some little beyotch insults him. Good luck on your fiction career

  • fansipantz

    Even “Bubble Boy” is better than this crap blog. I don’t know why other far superior blogs are slumming it by linking to your post. Enjoy the temporary spike in web hits before your speedy return to internet hack obscurity.

  • fuck

    you’re a loser

  • Jay

    It may have been a bit excessive to make the comment about Heath “I have to take lots of drugs so no one realizes that I am a turdburglar in real life” Ledger. This fucking idiot OD’d and left a wife and child behind. He was a coward, but hey he played the shit out of that Joker role.

  • wifebeater

    I hit a girl and I liked it

  • Garde

    I WAS RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED. HE DIDNT PUSH ANYONE. AFTER THEY ESCORTED YOUR FAT ASS OUTSIDE, UR FRIEND STILL TRIED TO TALK TO HIM INSTEAD OF LEAVIN WITH YOU. AND JAKE IGNORED HIM AND HIS TRAINER SAID TO THE GIRL PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE. THATS WHAT HAPPENED. YOU ARE BEYOND RETARTED SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE. U SAY THAT U MADE A JOKE. IT WASNT A JOKE AND U SAID THAT WITH A VERY UNNECESSARY ATITUDE . U ARE THE ONE WHO’S HAVIN EGO ISSUES BECAUSE THIS ATTENTION MAKES U FEEL LIKE URE THE SHIT. AT LEAST JAKE DESERVES THAT ATTENTION CUZ HE EARNS THAT.

    GET A LIFE!!!! AND LEAVE PPL ALONE . URE TRYNA BE FAMOUS WITH ACCUSING PEOPLE BUTUNFORTUNATELY U DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE KNOWN. IDIOT.

  • wifebeater

    yeah!?

  • Chris H

    You are a twisted, ignorant pig. Jealous it wasn’t you getting attention? Needed to harass the guy over a friend and co-workers death? Real nice big man. Maybe celebrities get undeserved attention, but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a piece of shit. You got less than you deserved.

  • Vanilla Bear

    I like how you loser fucks come and comment on the forum expressing your opinion. Guess what no one cares about you or your opinions. A typical post on this site gets 3-5 comments. This particular post were on right now is nearing 200, meaning most of you came from a 3rd party site aka The bubble boys fan club. Traffic on this site has gone down or stayed near the same so you fat fucks quit acting like this site is profiting from all the posts.

    Suck a Dick
    With Love Vanilla Bear

  • getoverit

    Jake Gyllenhall is a low rent, ego asshat, propped up by the studios real actor wannabe…. anyone that supports this dolt must have a deep black pit of a souless life. He won’t invite ya to sit at his table fan-bois..he won’t want you in the same building once your suking sounds bore him. He is set for life… wouldn’t it be nice if you could retire for the next 60 years i n your 20’s.. always cracks moi up when ya read the aggressive protection strangers give a ugly (inside) person who wouls sneer and place dozens of bouncers between him and the unwashed common folks.

  • Leo

    The word “Faggot” as the link title is quite hurtful.

  • yawn

    wow JG fans.. doth protest too much.. such long ass posts protecting an actor? an actor… really.. his life is pretending.. and learning how to pretend.. eating drinking fucking pretending..

    i’m with hay soos.

  • Heath Ledger

    Well, the joke WAS funny exactly what i would expect from DSF and this guy Jake, well, clearly a REAL pussy with an ego the size texas. Probably no one talks back to him unless they’re swallowing, so he wasnt expecting the badass DSF who proves that he is a real HERO for protecting this girl’s honour, WELL DONE!!!

  • mo

    If your story is true, JG is an asshole – no denying it and no excuse to ever push a woman. The fact that he snapped at you, though? I kind of get that. The “killed Heath Ledger” thing was classless and shows that you are also an asshole.

  • you_retard

    Just to reaffirm – your joke was not funny at all, and you are a fucking dumbass if you actually laughed at it or expected anything other than a smack in the face from him. No excuse for hitting a girl, his anger was misdirected.

  • You_idiot

    You’re a fucking loser dude- Nothing better to do then say stupid shit to people knowing full well you’d get a rise out of him just so you can write on your idiodic and worthless blog. Get a fucking life.

  • Ben Dover

    Looks like DS PWNED you JG butt boys…ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • your only getting all these hits because your piggybacking off of Dlisted.com who posted a link here…..You didn’t know Heath Ledger. he’s just another famous actor to you. jake g. did. I work in film production, actor or crew, after working around the same people for up to a month at times, you get close, you have fun moments…you drink beers, and talk about your life….if the make-up girl on a film i worked on died, tragically, and someone came up and made a comment about how I killed her, I would fucking make them bite the curb. what happened here is fairly obvious, jake g came into the room (people are idiots, they get excited about celebs) you are not a celeb, no one gives a shit who you are….you don’t like this….so much so, that you made a big deal, and made it ABOUT YOU, sucked up all the attention in the only way you know how…good job…your officially a jealous d-bag. And if you walked into a place and everyone was calling your name and wanting hugs, wouldn’t you be smiling ear to ear either, and giving out hugs…..if he was blowing everyone off and just sitting by himself, you’d be writing about how ungrateful, and stuck up he is….theres no satisfying you….so please….slit your wrist now….please, for all of us…nobody loves you…family doesn’t count.

  • Vanilla Bear

    @myblogsucks

    The overuse of periods and misplaced punctuation followed my run on sentences made your entire post null in void. I was definatley into reading your garbage then i got to the end and noticed you used the term slit your wrist, obviously making you an dick muncher caught in the emo scene. More then likely your in your moms basement wearing the latest edition of Hot Topic T-shirts for 14.99. Not to mention you obviously have no idea how internet traffic works. congratulations on making yourself look like a tool.

    This post is still getting hits? I’m amazed.

  • phs8

    Oh. So it’s ok for you to make jokes about a death.
    Just wondering what makes you think you are above everything and everyone and where you got the idea that joking about a death is completely okay.

  • nikkip

    hmm looks like the jokes on you YOU are obviously jealous of jake gyllenhaals life so you tried to what, ruin him??? low. see how many people hate you? if you were half the man that jake was you would be doing something with your life instead of being wrapped up in other peoples lives.
    even if jake wasnt a god, id defend him to the grave because your a piece of shit good for nothing liar

  • Steeze

    jesus, i stop by your site every week for a laugh but when i read this i realized youre not joking in your posts… wont be stopping by again. if you ever lost someone close to you, you must know that the pain is unbearable and stays with you forever. theres no reason to twist a knife in a wound that wont heal. jake is a celebrity. almost all celebrities love attention and are extroverts. why would you be surprised to see this at a restaurant? ive been to garde manger and its awesome and i will go again. their bouncers once kicked out a person for making a racist remark to one of my friends. they do their job well and without excessive force. i hope you realize that your words have power and you should use them carefully… hope you get your shit together and im sorry that youre a fellow montrealer.

  • TXTrojan

    I am all for tasteless jokes, but that wasn’t even funny. Not because it was rude, but because it lacked humor.

    Also, the girl probably cried because Jake Gyllenhaal was yelling at her, and she wants him to like her.

    “He basically hit her” No, he didn’t. You either hit someone or you don’t. Shoving doesn’t equal hitting, and I bet he walked past her and she got bumped.

    I have no stake in Gyllenhaal, so I’m not defending him. I’m just calling BS on this “story”.

  • D

    First, how is it funny to accuse someone of killing Heath Ledger? I don’t think that’s “an innocent comment” and if that’s your idea of an “amazing joke” I think you need to rethink simple comedic standards and rules.
    Also, I think you need to think twice about saying that it was his responsibility to make sure Heath Ledger didn’t take drugs or took his prescriptions properly. Otherwise, if, God forbid, something of the sort ever happened to someone in your life I guess people should hold you accountable and then submit you to “jokes” about it.
    Second, what is wrong with someone making out with a “fat girl”? Or being homosexual for that matter? If I understand you correctly hanging out with “chubby girls” and presumably having an altercation with a pretty girl makes a man gay? or in your words a “gay cowboy” and an “emo fag” (I wonder how the gay community would feel about your stupid choice of words, but since you’re not a celebrity you’re free of judgement on those issues, right?).
    Third, you didn’t even “see” your friend get pushed by anyone that night so stop acting like you saw it all and can judge other people.
    Anyway, I guess you got your 15 minutes of fame this way. Congrats on knowing how to exploit those who have worked hard and have achieved success.

  • G

    That is really offensive and in bad taste. You sound really jealous and dishonest. I am amazed this article hasn’t been pulled yet as you are obviously about to be rightfully sued.

  • kay

    FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE 2

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  • Alex

    Ya know, DrST, this attempt to make a PR for yourself won’t do a favor to you! you’ll have more enemies than fans…oh, I imaging how fans of Jake and Heath are pissed of!!!!
    It was so LOW to say such words to Jake!!
    i don’t know if you wanted to taunt him or what…or you just saw him and instantly thought of “brilliant” PR idea…either way this incident first of all showed your low intellectual level and absence of a tiny bit of tolerance!!!!
    what if it happened to you??? Your friend died, and some guy comes to you at restaurant and says: Hey, it’s you who killed him!…what you reaction would be?
    and how can you tell this if you don’t know the situation? Saying : “he let him take drugs”
    WTF????? you were there???
    I hope Jake will sue you, Mr.Drunken!!!!!!!!!!
    and stop drink, alcohol ruins person’s identity and life(but in your case soul is rotten already!!!)

    Best wishes

  • QUIS

    God I don’t even.

    Are you serious?

    Oh my fucking god I don’t even. Know where to begin.

    It’s not funny, okay. A crude comment like that about a very respectable, decent person’s death? That’s not something you can joke about and expect to get away with. That’s LOW. I wish you, in all this drama, had gotten hurt. For making such a comment. Break a bone or something, because that’s what you deserve.

    Fuck, people like you are what makes the world such an ugly place. Honestly, you have no respect whatsoever for anyone. Not even yourself.

    Dear god, there are so many things wrong with this post, with YOU, that I can’t even tell you all of them.

    This is just so wrong.

  • Amay

    I’m going to cut out your heart. Heath Ledger is more magnificent than a unicorn, and I wish someone had stabbed the girl you were with in the eyes and cut out her tongue and cut off her ears and nose. Then you would be sad. Then maybe you wouldn’t make cruel jokes. Also, I hate you more then anything, this blog sucks my dick, YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <3, sorry, suck my dicksickle

  • mark

    Yeah …. Stepfather, but you’re just stupid, sorry of course for the expression …
    but your piarny course does not deserve any respect …
    even if he came into the company tolstushek, it does not mean absolutely nothing …
    if you want to know, just try something else, and not insult Jake Gillenhaala

    with respect, a Russian
    lol

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  • rip

    You are sick for writing such garbage, get a life and stop creating videos and articles about successfull people you don’t know and who don’t care about you. Heath would have spit on that trash article.