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2010

21

Mar

Jake Gyllanhaal Pushes Girls Around of the Day

I went to a restaurant called Garde Manager tonight with a girl. We were drinking innocently for a good hour, watching the gang of idiots file in and fill the place up….Then Jake Gyllanhaal walked in with a few chubby girls…..and everyone went nuts….Girls were screaming his name and he was basking in all the attention. You could tell dude thought he was god’s gift to the world…….They took over a table, everyone sucked up to him and he was the hero of the night…every one validated his celebrity.

He danced like on the bench of his table loving the attention and was throwing his arms in the air like he owned the world….I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance while acting like he was God’s gift to the world, so I decided to ask him a question….I walked up to his booth and asked the chubby girl he was making out with:

Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger….

An innocent comment….that apparently he couldn’t take…so he took his acting class lessons seriously as he started screaming at chanelled the birthday he didn’t get the red bike-in my face like a role he rehearsed…he started throwing his hands in the air all while saying things like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he meant business….but it was really a fucking joke…

I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…the girl I was with was stuck inside where Gyllanhaal decided to take out his anger on her….by pushing her into the table at least once before his crew held him back…..

Maybe these people aren’t used to being teased and everyone around them sucks up to them…so here he was shoving her against the table, hurting her, making her cry before his crew of handlers pulled him off her…

That is unacceptable….

He pretty much hit a girl….He bullied a girl…for no reason other than something I said hurt his ego, or made him go nuts, made him think he should show the world how tough he was, or whatever lie he was pulling, since if he was actually Heath Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point…..save your lies and fabricated sincerity for the people who already suck up to you…the rest of us know you’re nothing but a woman beating bubble boy…..

I’m no psychologist…but I will say that maybe dude is a homosexual…maybe he hangs with fat girls to make him feel important….maybe he beats up cute girls cuz he hates women….all while giving him security….

He is an actor. He doesn’t own the world. He is in Montreal for a few weeks…but for some reason montreal thinks he is above the law. They think he should be treated like a queen but really, when I see a dude hit a girl or shove a girl, I know he’s nothing but trash….but this is Real Life….This is not a movie….he should not be able to get away with this ridiculousness.

The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. They support guys who are in movies who shove women and turn around and throw out those women…

Jake Gyllanhaal has no respect. He is not what you see in movies. He is an ego with a horrible attitude and he hurts women because he gets upset and throws fits.

Garde Manger, the restaurant that kicked us out is hanging onto their reputation, trying to stay cool, pretending they are legit, while disrespecting their patrons….their bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall even though he shoved a woman….

Whether Gyllanhaal killed Australian actors by not stopping them from using drugs or not, cuz they were preoccupied with themselves he still has no right hurting an innocent girl…it is unacceptable and it needs to get out there…tell your friends…Jake Gyllanhaal hurt a girl…..he is not a man…he is a sick, drugged up, insecure celebrity who isn’t even important or relevant in the world…..

The craziest thing was that his crew was holding him back…..as he got rough with the girl after he lost his shit….It’s like some switch went off and he went nuts….very unstable….

She won’t press charges, because she’s not like that..but he did shove her, hurt her and made her cry….

More soon….

Update – I don’t have pics but I did see him make out with a fat girl. I love how celebs are above the law and can do whatever they want. What I said only offended him 45 seconds after he laughed and decided to play angry. Gay cowboys are pussies. But more importantly the restaurant owes me 200 dollars.

Trust me it was amazing…until I was kicked out and the girl I was with got attacked for my amazing joke! Girls shouldn’t get beat up especially by guys who bully girls…I am not the emo fag, gyllenhaal is…I have never seen someone act like such a baby ever.

What it comes down to is Sticks and stones will break my bones but Heath ledger jokes will always hurt Jake Gyllenhaal…enough to shove a girl hard enough to make her cry…

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213 Responses

  1. nikkip says:

    hmm looks like the jokes on you YOU are obviously jealous of jake gyllenhaals life so you tried to what, ruin him??? low. see how many people hate you? if you were half the man that jake was you would be doing something with your life instead of being wrapped up in other peoples lives.
    even if jake wasnt a god, id defend him to the grave because your a piece of shit good for nothing liar

  2. Steeze says:

    jesus, i stop by your site every week for a laugh but when i read this i realized youre not joking in your posts… wont be stopping by again. if you ever lost someone close to you, you must know that the pain is unbearable and stays with you forever. theres no reason to twist a knife in a wound that wont heal. jake is a celebrity. almost all celebrities love attention and are extroverts. why would you be surprised to see this at a restaurant? ive been to garde manger and its awesome and i will go again. their bouncers once kicked out a person for making a racist remark to one of my friends. they do their job well and without excessive force. i hope you realize that your words have power and you should use them carefully… hope you get your shit together and im sorry that youre a fellow montrealer.

  3. TXTrojan says:

    I am all for tasteless jokes, but that wasn’t even funny. Not because it was rude, but because it lacked humor.

    Also, the girl probably cried because Jake Gyllenhaal was yelling at her, and she wants him to like her.

    “He basically hit her” No, he didn’t. You either hit someone or you don’t. Shoving doesn’t equal hitting, and I bet he walked past her and she got bumped.

    I have no stake in Gyllenhaal, so I’m not defending him. I’m just calling BS on this “story”.

  4. D says:

    First, how is it funny to accuse someone of killing Heath Ledger? I don’t think that’s “an innocent comment” and if that’s your idea of an “amazing joke” I think you need to rethink simple comedic standards and rules.
    Also, I think you need to think twice about saying that it was his responsibility to make sure Heath Ledger didn’t take drugs or took his prescriptions properly. Otherwise, if, God forbid, something of the sort ever happened to someone in your life I guess people should hold you accountable and then submit you to “jokes” about it.
    Second, what is wrong with someone making out with a “fat girl”? Or being homosexual for that matter? If I understand you correctly hanging out with “chubby girls” and presumably having an altercation with a pretty girl makes a man gay? or in your words a “gay cowboy” and an “emo fag” (I wonder how the gay community would feel about your stupid choice of words, but since you’re not a celebrity you’re free of judgement on those issues, right?).
    Third, you didn’t even “see” your friend get pushed by anyone that night so stop acting like you saw it all and can judge other people.
    Anyway, I guess you got your 15 minutes of fame this way. Congrats on knowing how to exploit those who have worked hard and have achieved success.

  5. G says:

    That is really offensive and in bad taste. You sound really jealous and dishonest. I am amazed this article hasn’t been pulled yet as you are obviously about to be rightfully sued.

  6. kay says:

    FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE 2

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  8. Alex says:

    Ya know, DrST, this attempt to make a PR for yourself won’t do a favor to you! you’ll have more enemies than fans…oh, I imaging how fans of Jake and Heath are pissed of!!!!
    It was so LOW to say such words to Jake!!
    i don’t know if you wanted to taunt him or what…or you just saw him and instantly thought of “brilliant” PR idea…either way this incident first of all showed your low intellectual level and absence of a tiny bit of tolerance!!!!
    what if it happened to you??? Your friend died, and some guy comes to you at restaurant and says: Hey, it’s you who killed him!…what you reaction would be?
    and how can you tell this if you don’t know the situation? Saying : “he let him take drugs”
    WTF????? you were there???
    I hope Jake will sue you, Mr.Drunken!!!!!!!!!!
    and stop drink, alcohol ruins person’s identity and life(but in your case soul is rotten already!!!)

    Best wishes

  9. QUIS says:

    God I don’t even.

    Are you serious?

    Oh my fucking god I don’t even. Know where to begin.

    It’s not funny, okay. A crude comment like that about a very respectable, decent person’s death? That’s not something you can joke about and expect to get away with. That’s LOW. I wish you, in all this drama, had gotten hurt. For making such a comment. Break a bone or something, because that’s what you deserve.

    Fuck, people like you are what makes the world such an ugly place. Honestly, you have no respect whatsoever for anyone. Not even yourself.

    Dear god, there are so many things wrong with this post, with YOU, that I can’t even tell you all of them.

    This is just so wrong.

  10. Amay says:

    I’m going to cut out your heart. Heath Ledger is more magnificent than a unicorn, and I wish someone had stabbed the girl you were with in the eyes and cut out her tongue and cut off her ears and nose. Then you would be sad. Then maybe you wouldn’t make cruel jokes. Also, I hate you more then anything, this blog sucks my dick, YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <3, sorry, suck my dicksickle

  11. mark says:

    Yeah …. Stepfather, but you’re just stupid, sorry of course for the expression …
    but your piarny course does not deserve any respect …
    even if he came into the company tolstushek, it does not mean absolutely nothing …
    if you want to know, just try something else, and not insult Jake Gillenhaala

    with respect, a Russian
    lol

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