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2010

29

Mar

Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on her Cellphone of the Day

I don’t need a lawsuit, so let me say this before I go on, Rebecca Gayheart and her high paid lawyers are not actual murderers. She legally got off because the court system is fucking corrupt…but her car did hit a kid and that kid is dead and no matter how legally responsible she is or not, as far as I am concerned her car did kill a kid….and when you’re driving and paying attention to the road and not trying to cut through traffic caused by people stopping for a kid crossing the street, cuz you are so important and in a rush while talking on your cellphone, and a motherfuckin kid gets killed, I think it’s your fault….so in the court of Drunkenstepfather, where logic outweighs expensive lawyers and loopholes, bitch is a fucking murderer..

That said, she just had a kid of her own…not that you care…but I like to check in and see if Karma has got its revenge yet, and by Karma I mean the little Mexican kid she ran over’s mother…to punish Gayheart since the courts didn’t..by taking her baby before it’s time….

I don’t want you to think this has anything to do with Rebecca Gayheart being relevant, because even in lesbian threesomes she bores me….The only thing she’s good for is if she decides to license her name to some Gay porn producers for their “Crazy Heart” gay porn, about a country singer who is down on his luck and writes a hit song for a kid he mentored with anal but who is now a star starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Posted in:Babykiller|Rebecca Gayheart

9 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    Some dude actually blew a load in this butt-ugly dumpy looking baby-killer??..or did her fat dyke friend help her by paying some homeless guy to cum in a turkey baster??..either way..run the bitch over..not the kid!!

  2. katie says:

    I hate this site and I don’t like jesus one bit. How can you say stuff like I hope as a revenge that the baby passes before his or her time? How would he felt if we said that about his kid? I mean sure,gayheart killed a kid but there’s no reason to lower your self standard and repeat it.

  3. Trap Them and Kill Them says:

    She sho’nuff ran over that kid and now that little fuck is dead and he ain’t comin’ back…..

  4. Drunken Pig says:

    ^^How ’bout you lower your self Katie..suck me long hard and deep..then repeat it!!

  5. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Whats losing one more hollywood brat, it’s not like there is not an entire factory in africa setup to make more.

    Fucking shake that thing until it’s eyes pop out, then let rebecca try to nurse it back to health. LOL!

  6. Bob Smith says:

    Okay so she ran over a kid because she was talking on a cell phone, but I’ll bet if you checked into the story more, you’d find it was probably a really really important call.

    Maybe she was having a hard time making dinner reservations or her personal trainer couldn’t make it that day. Or worse, the new Mercedes would be delayed for a week because the factory was delayed making it.

    “How can you say stuff like I hope as a revenge that the baby passes before his or her time? ”

    The same way that you just said it. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  7. ken says:

    She’ll probably back over this kid in her driveway..

  8. Toreshi says:

    Love you Jesus. You take the words…

  9. Gspot says:

    Jesus, don’t let Jake Gyllenhaal get you down. I know it’s a drag when some a-hole invades your peaceful little turf with his a-hole sycophantic “friends”–believe me, I know, I live in Hollywood. And as it happens, I know the Gyllenhaals–one of them pretty intimately, in fact. The entire family is messed up sexually. Jake and Maggie are so-called adults (for chrissake, they’re both in their thirties this year) but they’re still taking sexual cues from their parents like they’ve done all their lives! Unfortunately both their mom and dad are major-league fucked up in that arena–the dad especially. If you want to know the Deep Dark Truth about Team Gyllenhaal it’s just that–Sexual Dysfunction. It’s what makes the family so mysterious yet weirdly intriguing. People prefer to think that their Deep Dark Secret has to do with something easier to understand, like homosexuality or incest. But it’s nothing like that at all. It’s just Poppa G’s stupid little weenie.

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