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2010

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real….

I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she passes on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like passing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

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