The funny thing about Paris Hilton that I find fascinating is that she comes from a lot of money and has made a lot of money. Her family comes from money and I think her grandfather came from money. It’s like a long line of blue blooded high society folk, but for some reason she dresses and acts like a gutter slut straight out of the Projects or the Trailer Park, lookin’ to make a few bucks to pay for her baby formula.
Seriously, from the fake hair, to the shitty blonde dye job, to the busted up cleavage and the shitty teenage porn tape, you know she’s gutter trash, but she’s wearing all designer clothes and driving a Bentley….
The whole thing confuses me and screams only one thing and that’s parents that didn’t take the time to care about her and who really cares as long as she’s got her expensive push-up bra on…cuz cleavage is always good whether it’s rich, poor, ulgy or amazing…it’s a universal language.
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