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2010

23

Apr

The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done…

Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Promo Pics

9 Responses

  1. Cheds says:

    Still a horse face.

  2. HornyLohanWanker says:

    That is what a woman is supposed to look like.

    Every woman needs to look like this. Clone this cunt!

  3. Easten says:

    Shes ugly as hell. She was beautiful before all the plastic.

  4. Drunken Pig says:

    Bummer..thought that said “porno pics”..and she’s not a “robot”..I prefer fUkB0t!!

  5. hammond egger says:

    She literally looks like she’s made of wax.

  6. cowbulls says:

    I think the important fact is that her spunk sucker is barely used and should be very tight. Her backdoor should also be an untouched paradise waiting to be plumaged repeatedly.

  7. P.P. Douglas says:

    She has some of the nicest feet the world has ever seen but she rarely ever shows them completely. Idk if it’s stupidity or genius at work there.

  8. m3 says:

    she needs to unleash those milkjuggs

  9. BlaBla says:

    “He” looks more ugly now, juz a woman to fuck, not to love or anything. What a plastic bitch.

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