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2010

03

May

Haylie Duff Trying to be Sexy and Useless of the Day

Haylie Duff tried to sex it up at Newport Beach Film Festival because it was the only Film Festival that was bottom feeding enough to let her be the special invited guest as no other actual movie stars would return their calls, while Haylie Duff had little else to do and was honored to be a part of the shit, since she’s been in movies despite lookin’ like a bootleg Sarah Jessica Parker, which isn’t saying much, because an actual Sarah Jessica Parker is hideous and I guess the real entertaining thing in all this was that she tied up her button down men’s shirt like some kind of slut improvising an outfit for her walk of shame to be less shamefull….in a Britney Spears first video kinda way…with a hell of a lot less impact..in fact shit was so bad my photoshop crashed 10 times when trying to resize these fuckers..but you probably like it because you like anything with breasts.

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9 Responses

  1. roscoe says:

    very underrated

  2. Bob Smith says:

    I don’t blame her for trying to make money for nothing.

    I blame the stupid press and most of you people for thinking she’s anything more than an average girl with a press agent.

  3. hammond egger says:

    Is that her nose or does she have a dick growing out of her face?

  4. hammond egger says:

    @roscoe If they changed the definition of underrated to “uglier than a mud fence after a week of rain” then yes, she is underrated.

  5. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    Ha ha ha ha she looks like complete shit! And she doesn’t get it. I love dumb, ugly sluts like this! Ugly and stupid and oblivious!!

  6. cowbulls says:

    She has a mouth for giving blow jobs.

  7. Amber_Taylor says:

    Homely as shit.

    Her face looks likes somebody tried to put a forest fire out with a screw driver…

  8. Lady GuyGuy says:

    Haylie the lost horse-faced sister of Sarah Jessica Parker.

    The saying is “face looks like somebody put a fire out with a rake.”

  9. Lady GuyGuy says:

    She does have a mouth for giving blow jobs as long as you can’t see her face while doing it, technically a butter-face.

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