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2010

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May

Thick Hilary Duff Showing off Tit of the Day

Here is a fat Hilary Duff showing off tit, because tit is the thick chick’s only defense mechanism….It is the only way to divert focus and if they are lucky shit makes them look skinnier, mainly because people aren’t looking at their gut or even realize there is a body from the nipples down….cuz everyone knows that thick will turn into obese in a few years so we do what we can to ignore the shit and focus on the good, it’s like a man defense mechanism….

I’m not sure why bitch is so fat, but I can only assume bitch gets engaged and then gives up and starts eating all the food she was holding back on all these years for fear a motherfucker wouldn’t lock into her….or maybe her man is just trying to fatten her up because he’s a closet case jock and only cums when she feels like his chubby childhood Hockey coach who taught him about sex when winning the game ended with more than just ice cream…if you know what I mean…..and if you’re anything like Hilary Duff I lost you at ice cream…cuz it’s your fucking favorite…but I was talking about child rape in organized sport.

Here are some stuff by Duff thickness pics for the black folk….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Thick|Tits

21 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    She’s doable..and I seen the pic’s of her giving skull so bitch puts out!!

  2. Hey says:

    Buh? Fat? Are you retarded? She’s not fat at all.

  3. the1castdown says:

    I agree. Not fat at all. It is a fucked up world where people consider her thick.

  4. nate says:

    Only Canadians would get the hockey coach joke.

  5. Drunken Pig says:

    ^^Graham Jones just got pardoned!!..shoot the fucking pedo!!

  6. Woodcock says:

    DS, I love your site, but if you go back to before she went all skeletor, this is the real Hilary…totally doable and looking better than ever! Another Quaalude, she gonna luv me again.

  7. Ida says:

    I’m confused…she doesn’t look ‘thick’ by any means. I agree with the others. Your perception of ‘thick’ is twisted!

  8. dan plopp says:

    I’m more of an Elisha man these days.

  9. Anon says:

    Wow. If she’s thick… then everyone in hollywood is fat. Jezuz. She’s a total fox.

  10. Anon says:

    She looks great. I mean come on she pulled off horizontal stripes! That shit is hard to do!

  11. KeefTM says:

    Wow, I didn’t know that the owner of this website was a faggot. So glad he came out of the closet.

  12. Dee says:

    usually your stinging wit is hilarious but this time you are just WAY off and you weren’t even able to save yourself by at least saying it in a remotely funny way. I’m guessing she’s a size 4? NOT FAT and even if she were a size 6, 8, or 10…that would be fine too. Well, this site IS called superficial, so I guess you could get away with drawing the line at 8.

  13. Dee says:

    oh… I forgot what site I was at. My bad. You’re always an over-the-top prick…and SOMETIMES it’s funny.

  14. Rossi says:

    That’s not ‘thick’.

    That’s what your body looks like when you’re not a 14 year-old Disney channel puppet anymore.

    It’s called “puberty”, not obesity.

  15. Undietaker says:

    The only thing “thick” around here…is my dick!

  16. Tom says:

    Not fat at all you ignorant cocksucker.

  17. DaleMurph says:

    Yes She has put on some weight but she still looks pretty good.

  18. Mary Jane says:

    LMAO I was reading and was like holy shit that’s a fatty? Thank God the comments are in agreement, not a Duff fan but c’mon she has a great body and it’s sad that the writer has such a tiny peepee he hates any woman who wouldn’t get near him, all of them. Aw poor loser.
    Poor poor obese writer let’s all pity him while we point and laugh.
    =]

  19. kristin says:

    these comments give me hope! thank god. SHE LOOKS GREAT.

  20. 01flows says:

    Thick? Shit, Tila Tequila is proof enough that skinny bitches are just plain nasty. Hil is a dime. This whole article: FAIL.

  21. China Doll says:

    I challenge you to take a walk into Walmart one day and say that Hillary Duff is fat. Girl is a supermodel compared to your average woman.

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