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2010

18

May

Jenny McCarthy’s New Pussy of the Day

Not an actual new pussy, but remembering her obnoxious MTV career, she probably needs one. Shit probably did its fucking rounds and that pollution is what lead to an autistic baby that she’s turned into profit by writing books on the shit, creating events and fundraising for, taking her out of the trashcan she belongs in and putting her in the sa

Not that you or anyone else cares about Jenny McCarthy or her big stupid head, now that she doesn’t show off her 90s Playboy bush and fake tits, but here she is with her new man pussy after dumping crazy Jim Carrey and leaving him in some kind of bi-polar hole while letting this balding kid inside her hole to help her get through the shit….and move on….

Her boy toy, mid-life crisis, looks like he may just be one of her Autistics from the center she volunteers at who she decided to take out for dinner, but maybe he’s not actually a retard, but just looks like that cuz fucking Jenny McCarthy in her 40s takes getting drunk to focus on the memory of the Jenny McCarty you jerked off to in the 90s who you finally scored…

Either way, here are the boring pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy|New Man

9 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Bitch needs an ugly vaccine, but I fear it is too late for her.

  2. Drunken Pig says:

    Look’s like she’s off to yet another 3-way…don’t think the old bitch can pull off the naughty school-girl routine anymore thou!!

  3. Truff says:

    She looks like a recently divorced suburban soccer mom trying really hard to look cool so she can pick up a young stud because she hasn’t gotten laid in years, but in her desperation, ends up dragging home a brain dead, balding 39 1/2 year-old moron who is horrible in bed and blows his load in two seconds leaving her even more sad, depressed, and suicidal than when she started the night.

  4. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    Holy crap on a stick her head is twice the size of a normal human. The pictures say it all, she’s in control by walking in front of her boy toy. He probably never knew she was on MTV, just jerking off to her super airbrushed pics in playboy. If I was him I would be hoping she’s too old now to have kids.
    How does she know that her kids autisim is a disease, maybe it’s the next evolution of humans, or it’s the end of humans.

  5. Ryan10 says:

    awww, he’s cute :) she is carrying a look like she is off somewhere with a purpose though.

  6. mE says:

    i never understood the fascination assholes had with this woman back when. and now we are all still paying for it. thanks, dad.

  7. cowbulls says:

    Jenny gets a pass from me. She doesn’t take herself too seriously and she doesn’t mind spreading her legs when asked. She has a great rack and showed it to the world in Playboy. If you don’t like the way she looks, then don’t look. I’d be proud to nail her.

  8. Amber_Taylor says:

    Jenny was dumb to cure her sons retardation.
    She coulda got a fat check every month…

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