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2010

28

May

Dita Von Teese Shitty Tits Don’t Distract from her Clown Face of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a fucking scam. Girls this ugly can’t tease me…I know they are fucking bullshit. She is ugly as fuck. She knows it but she wanted male attention, so she created a character on the internet before the internet had good looking girls, a character who was some 1940’s burlesque dancer / pin-up girl cuz it was popular for fat chicks to be into that shit at the time and it landed her in Playboy and then into the mainstream…where she makes millions doing these stage shows that are better off left dead like the bitches who actually created the shit so many years ago. It is dated. It is lesbionic and gothic. They don’t show pussy, even though she was in dyke porn before her fame hit and I fucking hate it and everything it stands for….mainly because I hate ugly chicks, with freakish bird faces…even when they show off their stupid tits to distract us.

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