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2010

02

Jun

Ivanka Trump is a Big, Lumpy Bitch of the Day

I think Ivanka Trump has been spending too much time sitting behind the desk her daddy bought her, working the job her daddy gave her, because she’s got that whole “I sit at a desk working for a billion dollar company, so I don’t have much time to work out, but I do have a lot of time to order in food, or get my assistant to order in food, because I’m just a lazy rich girl, riding the family wave”…and that doesn’t bother me…I mean I almost respect the fact that she wants to make something of herself, but she would have been better off just spending her dad’s money, spending the day hanging out at the spa, experimenting with expensive diets, until her very rich Jewish husband she converted for knocks her up, and she’s forced to spend 9 months waiting to pawn it off to the nanny, so that she can go back to shopping, spa days and sitting…what the fuck is she trying to prove?!

She is fucking dumpy, lumpy and big. Sure she has a hired fat ass to stand next to and have hold her umbrella to make her look skinnier, but the spanx aren’t holding up and her ass is one a retired farmer may be impressed by becuase it reminds him of those erotic days he spent inseminating cows, but for me it’s too sloppy for a set of big tits to distract me from….I’m picky when it comes to commenting on pictures…but not so picky when it comes to real life….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Big|Ivanka Trump

8 Responses

  1. jm16 says:

    So Jesus,if you could only boink one,who’d you choose,your heart throb Lindsey Lohan or Ivanka Trump?Inquiring minds want to know.

  2. Volfie says:

    I’d bang Lohan for six months until she’s stretched up, used out, or OD’s. Then I’d go with Ivanka–big implanted funbags and a ton o’cash.

  3. Pete says:

    I like her, she’s classy, unlike those other whores I bang.
    We would all ride the family wave if we could. She’s not a fame whore like most celebs.

  4. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Classy, yeah, those are classy fun bags.

  5. Bob Smith says:

    To be fair to her, every woman’s ass looks like that after kids.

  6. Drunken Pig says:

    Ivanka slid my dick between those fun-bags!!

  7. cowbulls says:

    She gets minus one for her ass but plus two for her bank account.

  8. ken says:

    She looks like a dairy cow. Breasts like udders.

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