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2010

17

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Mom Bra of the Day

I like seeing Elle Macpherson. Even if the pictures are boring and of her going to pick up her kids at school. Even if getting excited about them is as virginal as an elementary school kid getting a boner cuz the girl in front of him in class is showing off a little bra strap. Even if she’s aged hard and is now a retired model who has hung up the biklini and traded it in for a family all because when I first moved to America, the first VHS tape I got that I could jerk off to was the 1988 Swimsuit Edition and that year, Elle Macpherson happened to seduce the fuck out of me, pretty much securing a life long relationship, one where we will grow old together without actually being together…cuz she doesn’t know I exist…but luckily I know that she does…

Pics via Bauer

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6 Responses

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    Gorilla meat.

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