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2010

24

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley’s Tits Hang With Her Rich Husband of the Day

The funny thing about Elizabeth Hurley is not that she was dating Hugh Grant back when he got busted for trying to fuck a tranny. It is not that she has an illegit kid with some billionaire notorious for knocking bitches up and pretending the kids aren’t his. It is that he married herself a slumdog millionaire.

Sure, there’s probably nothing wrong with Indian people, I am sure they are lovely and every single Indian I have ever spoken to at an outsourced call center or an Indian restaurant has been alright….I guess it’s just weird to see an Indian dude with hot white pussy. I guess he doesn’t mind a 45 year old with baggage because she’s Liz Hurley and has great tits….and she doesn’t mind his curry smell cuz his money is a great distraction…But you can’t put a price on love…who cares if he owned the factory she was getting her swimsuits made in…but you can put a price on great natural tits…especially if you’re a stripper, pornstar or prostitute…

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3 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    I would pay big money to nurse on those nipples for a while. Wouldn’t even have to be a long while.

    She is hottness personified.

  2. Bob Smith says:

    So many guys have dumped her. She must be one of the biggest gawdamned bitches on the planet.

  3. cowbulls says:

    I agree, she has Aniston disease defined as a super hot woman that is too much of a pain in the ass to keep a man. This usually includes being terrible sexually and in Aniston’s case, having a female odor.

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