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2010

28

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s ass in a bikini showing the world why she is George Clooney’s ass cuz George Clooney is one of those dudes who 99% of women would leave their husbands for, even if they love their husbands more than anything in the world and were conditioned to think they couldn’t survive without their husband after years of him putting them down and killing any self confidence or worth she has….he has that affect on women, so he gets to choose the ones he likes best like a fat bitch at an all you can eat buffet, since that’s just how his life has played out for him and I guess he’s not the only one who won at life, cuz this bitch, hot ass or not, managed to work her way into getting a job as Clooney’s sidekick, which means living the good life, without having to do any work despite the fact that this Canalis bitch was a success in the Italian entertainment industry before Clooney poached her like he was Victoria’s Secret recruiting interatoonal pussy, but that doesn’t count, cuz Italy Entertainment isn’t as significant as America….and closed minded Americans just see a stupid name that looks like a TGIF pasta dish…but the good news for her a Celebrity boyfriend and hot ass is international and she’s got both…and here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

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One Response

  1. cowbulls says:

    Are we sure that isn’t a teenage boy? I see a skinny ugly person that can’t be good sexually. It might be tight but can’t be good.

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