You’d think at Kristin Cavallari’s level of success she’d be able to hire herself a Mexican to do her groceries for her, but then again she’s not really at any level of fame, and would probably be better off getting a perverted mexican to do it in exchange for dirty panties he can take home and fuck, and I know just the right person ready for that job, me.

Seriously, something about seeing a bitch doing errands when she could pay someone 30 dollars to do it for her is fucking hot to me, probably cuz the last time my wife went to an actual grocery store, she was asked to leave for making out with the baked goods or some shit…cuz she’s fat, lazy and really into food.

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