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2010

08

Jul

Irina Shayk Lookin’ Good of the Day

Here’s Ronaldo’s model girlfriend cuz apparently he’s not gay and she is his proof, even though I think she may just be on payroll from his management because no one likes a gay soccer player…it would make all the passionate Europeans feel more awkward when they jerk off to him than they do now…Seriously, as much as people laugh at Ronaldo’s tight clothes and Euro haircut, the real issue are his fans who are are substantially more queer than him, cuz they actually climax watching him do his soccer thing, while he’s getting with models, not that any of that matters, cuz his pussy looks like a hot mess and I like it…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Irina Shayk

8 Responses

  1. Bob Smith says:

    She’s pretty hot, although those tits look a little funny.

  2. Drunken Pig says:

    A fune-tuned sex machine!!

  3. Drunken Pig says:

    *fine

  4. Dave K says:

    “…although those tits look a little funny.”

    Ya think?…That’s what happens when girls think they need to look like corpses to not be considered “fat”. This girl is at least 20 pounds too thin. She has the deflated tits of a 70 year old woman. Her thighs are as thick as her wrists!

    Not that the brainwashed sheep will notice though.

  5. Drunken Pig says:

    pfft…I prefer Ronaldo.

  6. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    She’s a tranny.

  7. Drunken Pig says:

    ^^
    ^^~Listen asshole..your not going to get under my skin posting as me using the lame tired ‘ol lulz..fuck-off and get a life tRoLl..really..get off your fat-ass..and move outta your Mom’s basement..GOOF!!

  8. DamnNiggers says:

    She has some nigger in her.

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