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2010

09

Jul

Whitney Port Razor Burn Pussy of the Day

Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills….

I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.

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