Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed….
She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up.
They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked….
You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience….
Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked….
So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise…..
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I would definitely troll her with a $20.00 bill (Thats USD Canadian douche-bags!)
I gotta give due respect to you bradda….
I am NEVER left wanting for your dialog!!!
You are top o’ the line….thnx SPS.
Stupid bitch. She should have gotten naked when she was still young. Now her face looks like it has been dipped in acid thanks to all the plastic work. These dumb “actress” do not realize we do not care for their acting abilities, only how much nudity they do.
@HornyLohanWanker..you and I usually agree on shit but your sorry Yankee rant is outta line..your broke-ass Chinese owned Cuntry has NOTHING to brag about..Buncha obese lazy mouth-pieces!!..Canadian $$ is on par and our leader is not (and never will be) a GORILLA!!
Drunken Pig, Your right. I was wrong.
Mea Culpa Dude!
Counting the days until Chimpy is sent to the zoo.
Take’s a man to say that dude..and I get you bro!!..now where ‘dem barber-polling..lip-stick wearing..smoking bitches at??..Cheer’s!!
P.S-Why do I catch so much flack here day after day..yet you walk away un-scathed??
I find JLH very sexy but her best quality is that world class chest. These pictures are a waste of space.
good grief this girl is super desperate.. getting dressed up for the dirty mongrel idiots outside your home to take pics of you.. she feels this helps.. why not just fucking work out 24/7 get on the crackhead diet for a couple months and bust that shit out…. get hot again… do playboy finally and cash in…. all this posing with this mediocre body, shitty makeup, dumb clothes just make me pity her.
This girl is looking cute (again). Good for her.
She look’s really good.
I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is gorgeous, and I would love to do her, especially after watching her get gangbanged by 5 huge BLACK STUDS BAREBACK and taking their INTERRACIAL CREAMPIES BALLS DEEP INSIDE THAT SEXY WHITE BELLY OF HERS! WOW!
Very interesting blog, really like it!