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2010

21

Jul

Selena Gomez Final Few Hours of Relevance of the Day

I have got a bunch of emails (one email) from Americans (an American) excited that Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow.

What they don’t understand is that 16 is legal in Canada, so when the bitches turn 18, I feel like a good part of them died…the only good thing about them being 18 is that now you can share the insane sex with your friends with pictures and videos, cuz before 18, that shit is illegal…but fucking them wasn’t and fucking them is far better than sharing videos of fucking them with your friends…

Either way, people love the underage sluts, and when they become of age…they turn boring….until the sex tape drops…so I guess we’ll just have to wait, but by the looks of her cleavage…I think she’s on the right track…

Happy birthday, now send us some nudes in 24 hours, you twat….

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