Marie-Eve Martinez here. Fat ass decided to take the afternoon off or some shit, which makes no sense to me because I can’t understand how someone can’t take time off when their entire life is a fucking vacation, but I don’t make the rules I just play by them.
On another note, here’s some news stories that help re-assure me that no matter how fucked up my life is, there’s always something else going on out there that’s worse. I’m counting my blessings and I’m suggesting you count yours as well.
One Legged Homeless Man Attacked OH Woman
A one-legged homeless man hopped out of his chair to attack a woman. Police apprehended the suspect
Real Rabbit Disrupts Dog Race
A dog race in Australia had to be stopped when a real rabbit crossed the track and distracted some of the racers
Man Robs Bank in Wig and Clown Pants
If this was an attempt at a disguise, then it was a very bad one. A Pittsburgh bank robber tried to knock off a bank wearing a wig and clown pants, then had a poor getaway attempt.
Teen Busted for DUI on Motorized Shopping Cart
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