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2010

28

Jul

Tara Reid is Still Alive of the Day

Years of hard partying, botched plastic surgery, uselessness, aging and whatever else this bitch has been up to has taken a toll on her face. She looks like some inbred bitch working at the gas station in some small town..maybe it’s cuz of her crooked mouth…a sign of parents being siblings…but this is Tara Reid…pretty much legendary pussyt that fell off the map and didn’t die despite all the bets I had placed that she would…. and I guess there’s still hope that she’s on her last legs cuz really if they get any more skinny and emaciated I may have to jerk off to her…not so much cuz famine is porn to me…but because drug addiction is….I mean as I look at her senior citizen aged skeleton hands…I can’t help but imagine them playing with my balls…..

Either way, here she is at some party….

Pics via Bauer

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