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2010

28

Jul

Tara Reid’s Amazing Deflated Ass Flash of the Day

In the event you haven’t been paying attention, which I assume is the case, since if you’re reading this, this is your first time to my site, but I have been documenting this Tara Reid St Tropez comeback, since I haven’t seen anything from her in a long fucking time and got excited, because drunken crackhead looking pussy is my favorite, especially when it has spent the last decade on an endless Springbreak pool party like some kind of horrible frat boy written movie that ends with an attack from zombies in bikinis, flesh peeling from their once hot bodies…like they are slowly melting and deflating into a corpse that eats pills and stale beer…staring Tara Reid as the main character…but instead it’s just real life…

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12 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    I would grab handfuls of that flabby ass and ram my cock up her poop chute, using the aforementioned grabbed handful to pull her back and forth.

    Until I let loose with a mighty stream of joy jizz.

    That’s what I would do, you might approach it completely differently.

  2. Drunken Pig says:

    Like I said before this bitch was a pioneer..she was a wasted sweet Hollywood mess long before it became hip!!..while the current crop of sluts were still sucking on their mommy’s tit’s..this whore was chugging/sucking and snorting!!

  3. Expletive:bmp says:

    Tara’s still the best, if you ask me, though like all proper bits of fiction, the illusion ceases once you’re there up close. So no cunny sniffing you lot. Therefore, it’s better to admire her greatness from afar.

  4. roscoe says:

    think all her ‘chutes’ are the size of airplane hangers by now.

  5. Matt says:

    one sentence? this shit happens all the time. how old’s this fuck that writes this tripe?

  6. o henry says:

    Wow, what a skanky behind. Who’s the chimp? Her bodyguard or bunghole surfer?

  7. I h8 wh!tey says:

    Chimp? I love how ingorant savages think theyre being cleverly racist. lol. dumb caveman.

  8. cowbulls says:

    Is it still sex if you don’t hit the sides of her blown out chutes?

  9. HornyLohanWanker says:

    O Henry, we call them People of monkey lineage now, makes it hard for some organizations like

    NAAPML

    You know?

  10. Trixie says:

    Thanks give me time im backed Up. :p

  11. MaxPower says:

    Yeah , well , crack will do that to a person .

  12. MaxPower says:

    HornyLohanWanker Says:

    July 29th, 2010 at 10:16 am
    O Henry, we call them People of monkey lineage now, makes it hard for some organizations like

    NAAPML

    You know?

    ====================================

    And we call you racist fucks . By the way , how are things going over at NAMBLA ?

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