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2010

04

Aug

Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…

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  • Drunken Pig

    Must say I launched more than a few loads jerking to this russian whore who never really could play tennis!!..was fun watching though!!

  • drunk mom

    i saw this ho close up in person (she doesn’t stink at doubles so maybe that will fuel your fantasy even more, dp) ….not so hot, flat ass and a face like a boiled potato…the only thing she has going is her long blond hair, i blame it all on daryl hannah in splash

  • Drunken Pig

    You’re ‘fueling my fantasy’..but you never respond??..methinks your a dude trolling!!

  • drunk mom

    why would i be a dude?…oh, yeah, because i read this website and look at the pictures, even the steplinks…well, i am a recent divorcee and i like to compare…anyway, dp, i don’t think you would like me at all. i have some upper thigh cellulite, a broken toe, and i need a botox injection in my forehead. also i’m not a good housekeeper and i can barely afford a cleaning lady to keep me in line every second tuesday. i sleep with my dog, a pomeranian/border collie cross and she sheds puffy furballs. and once, when i did take on a lov-ah (only chicks say stuff like that), my crazy little dog wanted to join in. she went wild over the smell of his serbian spunk and licked a hole in my sheets. that was a couple of years ago, i’ve been celibate ever since. and i have kids, nobody like a divorced lady with kids, even pamela anderson has a hard time.

  • Drunken Pig

    Gee.. Serbian dude(TMI)aside Im ok with the rest..how may I reach you??..last time I ask!!

  • drunk mom

    last time! serious? as though i’m going to post my number….i am a lady, with a dog….and a blog….google something random like “camel toe brow house” and see what comes up

  • cowbulls

    I also saw her up close and she needs to eat a few cheeseburgers. She is too skinny and the weight loss came out of her T & A. That being siad, she’s only a few cheeseburgers from having a space reserved on my face.

  • Zorro

    She lost weight but she’s still hotter than many Victoria’s Secret bony models like Moronda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio. At least Kurnikova’s body is firm and toned.

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