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2010

18

Aug

Christina Ricci Hard Nipples of the Day

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery cuz her big tits made her look fat and girls don’t like looking fat. The consequence of having breast reduction surgery so that she didn’t look fat was not only great shaped tits but also that her nipples became the most sensitive, hardest little things around. She went from having this massive saucer-sized nipples that couldn’t get hard, to these perfect, porn magazine strength nipples that even in the middle of summer in a padded bra the fuckers would be standing at full attention, like a teenage boy after a long and bumpy bus ride before having to stand in front of his class and give a presentation….only much more fun to look at….it got to the point where the bitch just stopped wearing bras, bought a few lightweight tee shirts and made a spectacle of her newly shaped tits, because she wanted to get her tits some positive attention, since everytime she took off her shirt the mangled scars she was left with scared off dudes cuz it was kinda like getting down with a burn victim, only an anchor shaped scar version….

So I guess we should all be happy Christina Ricci, another bitch who got breast reduction to look skinny during an anorexic phase is just showing off some hard nipple instead of the mangled mess she’s hiding under that dress….a totally unnecessary mangled mess cuz her big tits were all she was good for…

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6 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    That coupled with the high-gloss fore-head!!..don’t care..they some-how made her hot and chained to a radiator in ‘Black Snake Moan’!!

  2. Dank says:

    Umm she was topless/naked in After.Life and she was a lot smaller then, and you can’t see any scars. The only time you see scars is when you have a blind doctor or one that doesnt know what the fuck he’s doing.

  3. meatierthanyurmother says:

    and the horny midget of the day award goes to…

  4. Madam ex says:

    she was fabulous in Buffalo 66.

  5. Disturbed says:

    Oh wow, could her tits be any droopier? They are touching her waist. I realize she is small, but that’s pretty bad.

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