When I was in the local little league, my baseball coach told me that when girls do steroids their clits grow as big as a grown man’s thumb, I didn’t know what a clit was at the time, since I was 12 and I still like to pretend I don’t, see cuz anything that gives a girl pleasure means I gotta work it, so it’s easier to pull the “It’s a myth card” to get her off my back….but his wise lecture seemed to make it less gay when he’d make us play with his penis the size of a grown man’s thumb….
I’m just kidding, I was never molested, but I figure that the coach telling us about dick clits was to break the ice for a future molesting….you know to get us comfortable enough to make us watch porn with him or however they do it….and I before the Chyna sex tape dropped, I didn’t really believe him, I just thought he was running game, but unfortunately, he wasn’t…cuz her clit is a dick and I guess the rest of her is kinda following her genital’s lead.
She is vile, she probably always was, but the good news is that if you, like so many losers I knew, jerked off to her, you can stop kidding yourself and accept the fact that you are gay.
Seriously, the fact this bitch has a sex tape – scares the hell out of me now, even more than it did then….What a fucking wreck.
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It’s so nice to see this bitch back in the game.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw a still from her sex tape.
That deformed baby penis/clitoris…
My stars.
The doctors said that it left me scarred.
Scarred for life…
me too, amber taylor! totally something i didn’t need to see and now i can’t eat escargot and i used to love it
It was born an hermaphrodite..death by fire is a very logical solution!!
pffft, i don’t know about that, dp, that’s a bit drastic….if i had a penis living in my clitoris then i probably wouldn’t need you then would i?
I can smell the Homeless, fat and lonely stench from here and I don’t mean Chyna. You three sound like the cast of Yee Haa. I could of sworn I smelled vodka and Hobo liquor after reading these posts.
Drunk mom, you couldn’t pay someone to have sex with your Hulk Hogan looking behind. Vagina probably smells like day old milk and left over fat chunks. Probably couldn’t get on a treadmill without making beep beep sounds.
After reading these posts, I tell you, I had the idea of trailer parks and yee haa slogans. The reader base for this site has gone down from its previously low inbred level to the sewers and I don’t mean down into Drunken pigs lair which he seems to have hooked up or (Pimped) with computer screens and a modem.
Worst of all, this wetback Martinez still doesn’t put periods in his writing. He writes with infinite commas and ends an entire paragraph with a period. Friggin Geeze!
You know, you fuck this chick, you’re definitely going to be comparing your dick with her dick… I mean, clit.
And if you lose the contest, that’s not good for your ego.