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2010

18

Aug

Lookin’ Up Liz Hurley’s Skirt of the Day

Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…

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5 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    Sound’s like wish-full thinking??..and for the last fucking time tell people Im not your sorry ass!!

  2. Ash says:

    we knew who you were a year ago,what gives?

  3. HornyLohanWanker says:

    How do we know her ex husband is a faggot? He was out tapping transvestites, instead of plowing this shit until it was raw and bleeding.

    Bitch would not be able to walk when I got done with her, like, forever. She would need one of those motorized wheelchairs, and I would still fuck her.

  4. cowbulls says:

    I agree with HLW. I would wear my Johnson out in her and still want some more of that hot woman.

  5. Amber_Taylor says:

    Who are the 2 muscle dudes she’s snapping pics of?

    I see dp in her future…

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