I am totally uninterested in Hilary Duff. Not because she’s married, that shit never stops me from wanting to fuck any chick, because I know if played right, every chick is down to fuck….but because she doesn’t look good anymore. I don’t know what kind of abuse her billionaire heir/pro hockey playing husband and his team put her thru, but she’s a fucking battered wreck that would lead me to think hockey stick insertion is part of the equation….sure, it could be the just the common Got Married and gave the fuck up strategy….but I like to think it involves gangbangs.

I’m only posting these pictures cuz she looks like a hooker when pulling money out at the ATM, even if hookers never pull money out at ATMS, unless it’s with stolen bank cards….

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