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2010

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Big Titty Diet Plan of the Day


I get that this is Frozen Yogurt, but if you jack that shit up with chocolate, butter, fried potatoes, and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian stuffed into this bowl so the public doesn’t catch onto the fact that she’s a lazy fucking slob who doesn’t take care of her pig self because the only exercise she does is walking into the gym with her gym clothes on to lock herself in the lockerroom eating and watching Youtube Videos on her phone. I know fat and dumpy when I see it, and her big tits aren’t big enough to distract me from what I know she’s gonna end up looking like…

So for the bitches out there who unfortunately idolize this pig and want to be like this pig, feel free to send me your sex tape cuz I love watching chubby girls in tacky clothes fuck black dudes, and if your body isn’tquite where you want to be, take Kardashian’s lead and eat your fat chick in training face off, to make them titties grow, just be sure to get industrial strength Spanx for when you gotta squeeze into spandex to show off your ass everyone loves, despite how dumpy the shit is, and despite how dumpy the shit is gonna get….

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