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2010

07

Sep

Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I am pretty sure most people over 30 have jerked off to Heather Locklear at least once. At one point, she was pretty prime Hollywood pussy, and it looks like she’s still good enough, which is surprising, because usually when women age, they look like melting pieces of shit on the hot pavement during a heatwave, but for some reason, Locklear, despite wearing her pajamas in public, has it together, and I guess that reason is plastic surgery….or the industrial, clinical grade make-up I’ve seen them use on burn victims so that they look normal again, either way, never judge a book by it’s cover, and her aging gracefully face and body, doesn’t prove her mom pussy is intact, but to celebrate the rare event I call “hot moms showing off hot tit enough for me to forget they are moms and just focus on thinking about cumming all over them” as well as to celebrate memories of getting down to Heather Locklear in the 90s, I figure these pictures are relevant enough to start the week officially, even though I posted all day yesterday like an idiot with nothing better to do, because I am an idiot with nothing better to do….

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3 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Another person whose ass I would eat peanuts out of, happily, day after day.

  2. cowbulls says:

    20 years ago yes but today she is an old hag. She aged terrible.

  3. cowbulls is a Homo says:

    Aged ‘terribly’? Look in the mirror. Why do ugly people always think they can talk shit?

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