I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

13

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Sluts It Up for Some Bottom Feeding Photographer of the Day

Tyler Shields is some photographer out of LA who made friends with some celebs and models and has since been making a name for himself because they all think he’s this inspired artist or some shit. I’ve seen countless comments to the guy about how awesome he is and how he is a visionary and I guess I shouldn’t hate on him too hard, cuz I’ve never had patience to seduce women into getting naked, or in their underwear, I’ve never said the right things, I’ve never felt like I need to make them believers that they are part of something much bigger than they think they are, stripping them down, all to get HIM noticed.

I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but it’s pretty much that this dude says the right thing to the right people, he makes them think he’s this bigger than life artist and that they have to shoot with him, he’s out of LA, and there are many insecure actors out there willing for that shot at having some substance in their lives filled with crap….so they attach themselves to people like this, he gets them half naked, and we all find out about the motherfucker, visit his website and make him tons of money. Using their celebrity to make him a celebrity….

It’s a good scam, that I just don’t have patience for. But I will post the Kirstin Cavallari pictures, because she really has no point anymore, her one and only break has come and gone twice….and lightning doesn’t strike three times…but maybe getting Lohan’s photographer will put her back on the map. I am sure she’s so happy people are talking about her today…

Who really cares, she’s half naked in a park and that’s good enough for me, no matter who the bitch is, or how useless the bitch is….and really Tyler’s got the right idea…gag this bitch…but next time…don’t let her up for air. This is a lost opportunity if I’ve ever seen one…

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