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2010

14

Sep

Audrina Patridge Tits for DWTS of the Day

I don’t know why I am posting this…I guess it’s just a tribute to a cheesy fucking girl a lot of people wanted to fuck, who was at the peak of her career just one year ago, and now already on DWTS.

It usually takes useless celebs decades to get to this level of irrelevance….and desperation…

Can’t wait to see what sex tape drops 6 months after she gets kicked off DWTS…and in the meantime, I’ll be staring at her fake tits to see just how realistic their bounce is when they cha-cha, but more importantly, I’ll be visualizing how she fucks…cuz you know a girl’s dancing….says a lot about how they fuck…..

More to come…

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