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2010

15

Sep

Kate Hudson is Excited to See Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I am amazed by how many cocks Kate Hudson has had in her…The new cock is Matt Bellamy from Muse…who I guess doesn’t really care about penis health or going down on pussy that smells and tastes like Owen Wilson, A.Rod, the dude from Black Crowes, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger, Lance Armstrong, Eric Lindros, Matt LeBlanc and every other cock that’s been in side her’s cum, cuz she’s too busy fucking like a certified nympho to properly douche…

These pictures aren’t hot, she’s not hot, she’s just the common daddy issue slut who fucks a lot and assumes that makes her empowered, when really it just makes her dirty….

I felt the need to post this cuz I fucking love the idea of sluts, but have hated every single slut I’ve ever been forced to talk to…

Even with breast implants, like a whore who accept she’s a whore, she fucking sucks…

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7 Responses

  1. roscoe says:

    needs to buy a neck lengthener

  2. Expletive:BMP says:

    boo, what’s the difference between the shadow and the light, the dawn and the dusk? They’re all more interesting than this person.

  3. Drunken Pig says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself!!

  4. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Don’t you have to have a semblance of a neck to use a neck lengthen-er? I mean, there probably is a neck-ectomy they could perform on her to giver her some neck room, I’m just saying.

  5. Expletive:BMP says:

    ^^^^Would it make her more interersting though, probably not. She’s not even a has-been. She was never interesting from the get go—much like her mom; attention whores but still too fucking dull. Maybe if she wore some sausage around her no-neck or exclaimed to every one that she wore a remote vibrator which could be activated by visiting her face-book page (does this person even have a face-book page? Do we even give a fuck?).

  6. Pat_McGroin says:

    I’ve never seen one of her movies. I’ve only ever seen her on Letterman. But even when she’s all done up she’s still unappealing. If Goldie Hawn wasn’t her mother she’d be a nobody. Oh hang on, she’s already achieved that.

  7. You skank says:

    Why is she still alive ?

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