I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that…

Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats….

But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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