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2010

22

Sep

Kelly Ripa Does Some High Heel Charity Run of the Day

When I read that Kelly Rippa was in some Charity run where she wears her heels, I thought shit would be more pornographic. I guess I just assumed she’d be doing it in a short skirt with her little titties bouncing out of her shirt, because when I think of heels, I think of lowcut shirts and tight skirts, but instead it was just some kind of bullshit publicity stunt that didn’t get me off, but her cheesy whore tattoo does…cuz cheap backyard flea market tattoos scream the perfect level of trash I need in my women…

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6 Responses

  1. Taz says:

    Kelly has a sick body

  2. Bob Smith says:

    You know she would crawl on top of you and that ass would go like a million miles an hour until both of you would come. I mean, seriously man, she has got to be the energizer bunny in the sack.

  3. Drunken Pig says:

    This annoying little cunt needs to be anally thrashed to the point of needing corrective surgery..I’m talking hemorrhaging prolapse!!..it doesn’t end there..while in recovery, a full mechanically induced goatse is warrented..thats my thought’s on the issue, yours may vary??

  4. loser says:

    what a bunch of dumb bitches!!

  5. cowbulls says:

    I don’t find her sexy.

  6. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would wreck her. Simple as that.

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