Here is my favorite feature of the day that everyone who comes to the site hates – since it’s hard to jerk off to the news – unless your only TV channel is the news and you’ve got a boner, no internet or magazines and the neighbor’s daughter isn’t sun tanning in the backyard….if you know what I mean….or you are weird….which you probably are, since you are visiting this site to jerk off and there’s nothing normal about that…and there is nothing normal about these weirdos in the news…

Mullet Man Stops Intruder in CT

A man with a gigantic mullet came face to face with an intruder that he was able to scare off – I am ready for the remix of this…

PA School Bus Driver in Court for Tickling Students

OH School Janitor Sentenced for Sex with teen

FL Cop Fired Over Fake Call to Get Girlfriend back

A Florida police officer, desperate to talk to his ex-girlfriend, conspired to get her to respond to a fake crime alert at a mall.

Oklahoma Kidnapper Falls Off Bridge in Standoff

A kidnapping suspect fell off a bridge after a standoff with local police

Metal Stands Collapse at Car Race in Brazil

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