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2010

29

Sep

Shakira in a Bikini Featuring Dizzee Rascal of the Day

I’ve been a big fan of Dizzee Rascal’s music for at least 10 years. I have never been a fan of Shakira’s music, she makes this stupid sounding voice that makes me feel like I’m watching a cartoon or some shit…I haven’t even really been a fan of her look, I find it irritating and if I’m gonna lust over a Spic bitch, she’s gonna look like a Spic bitch and not a trying to be white cuz it makes her money bitch…but she does do slutty dance and everyone goes crazy for her moves so here’s her new video for you to jerk off to, cuz helping you jerk off is the gayest shit I’ve done all day.

Posted in:Shakira

8 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    I thought this bitch was Columbian??..is that still considered ‘spic??..geography’s not one of my strong points but a coke–fueled fuck-fest with this whore sounds good!!

  2. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would snort lines out of her ass.

  3. Polly Perkins Pulled A Train says:

    I ask myself: Why do I bother putting lipstick on in the morning?

    Pig: Columbia is in South America where they speak Spanish, not Columbianese

  4. Drunken Pig says:

    And {I ask myself:} Do I play dumb and make a Piggish remark about lipstick..naw, to easy!!

  5. Drunken Pig says:

    And {I ask myself:} Do I play dumb and make a Piggish remark about lipstick..naw, to easy!!
    *too

  6. Drunken Pig says:

    FUCKING SPELLCHECK!!..useless POS..HA!!

  7. shornby says:

    Dizzee Rascal’s only 25 he didn’t even start performing until his 20s

  8. Your father says:

    Honestly, your posts are becoming so fucking inane and stupid.

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