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2010

01

Oct

Old Lady Madonna Unfortunately Tries to Slut Out for Fashion of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and ignored them…I don’t like seeing cleavage on women over 50, unless I am drunk and my dickis down their throat as I cry due to sadness of having to accept I reached rock bottom…

I do not like encourage this kind of activity from old washed up bitches, especially not from someone like Madonna, who can’t grasp that although she’s some still a wild sexual being that she’s made her millions off of, she’s no longer one we want to watch…and she really should save this for the poor gold digger who is banging her to get ahead…ideally behind closed doors…and on video that she releases to the world in a few years…that I will watch for the same reason I watched “Period on a Spoon”…cuz I like trainwrecks….

I know how photoshopped to shit these pictures of her are, I can hate D&G for making these, but I can’t really blame them, just look at all the press they got…and it just wouldn’t be right of me to pretend they don’t exist…and laugh while you play with yourself…something that kinda makes me feel like we’re kind gay.

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5 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Exactly where did they find an airbrush large enough tto hide her hideous exterior?

    Or, how did they photoshop her head (after airbrushing the fuck out of it) onto a semi-decent body?

  2. Bob Smith says:

    I would fuck Madonna if she would scream “Jesus” with her phony british accent while I hit it hard.

  3. You skank says:

    Her face looks like an old catchers mitt.

  4. cowbulls says:

    The very old catchers mitt is between her legs.

  5. Albert says:

    She is still amazingly hot!

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