Apparently Denise Richards is writing a memoir….I don’t know if this is a joke, since I assumed that Denise Richards was one of those retarded bitches who doesn’t know how to write since she didn’t graduate high school cuz she was too busy showing off her fake tits at the local stripclub, making enough money to get her to LA where she slept her way into one or two movie roles and a few magazine spreads cuz people liked fake tits in the 90s, especially when they were in Playboy and is only relevant cuz of six degress of Kevin Bacon games thanks to their threeway sex scene….but more importantly cuz she’s Denise Richards and has no one gives a fuck about Denise Richards even when she’s getting beat up by her famous baby daddy Charlie Sheen…It’s like what’s she gonna write about, being an unoffical Hollywood high class escort with a solid front as an “Actress”….

I’m sure her coked up and cock up her pussy life is about as fun to read about as it is to watch her in these pictures…which is not very fun except for the certified crazy people with OCD who can’t get past their love for or cuz people who were in horrible car accidents in ’95 that got their brain damaged enough to keep ’em hung-up on that era…

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