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2010

20

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the biggest and most important stepNEWS of the day is that I got my email back up and running after my webhost got hacked….I have also got a new webhost and they are currently migrating the site to a more stable solution.

I also think that when the site was down, instead of sitting here catching up on reading, I decided to use the downtime of strippers. It has been at least 6 years since I’ve been able to grab the lunch buffet and stare at tits with 20 bucks I stole from my wife…cuz instead of that life, I chose this site….something I think was probably a mistake but the destiny I chose for myself….

Here are some stepNEWS clips to keep you entertained….the site should be back to normal – stable and sexy in a few hours…but I have still been updating daily, cuz I’m like a fucking God….just don’t ask my wife to confirm that statement as she knows the truth which is that I am a loser…YAY….

Chimp Goes on Rampage in Kansas City
A chimpanzee broke out of a police cruiser and went on a damaging rampage….No this isn’t a racist joke….it was an actual chimp…

PA Woman Pulls Gun on Woman on Bus for Talking Too Loud on Cell Phone

OH Man Accused of Kidnapping Girlfriend to Force Abortion…I usually just pretend I’m having a nightmare while punching her stomach…

Flasher Warning in Orlando!

Motorcycle Cop Crushed by Truck in Peru

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