I made a statement about not wanting to read Denise Richards book because she looks like she’s a half retarded cunt with nothing interesting to say – without remembering that half retarded chicks with fake tits had to do some serious slutty things to get where she got….Then I was told by a reader that she said on Stern that she swallows cum, takes it up the ass and likes it and fucks women, reminding me that she lured in a man addicted to high class escorts and cocaine…meaning if she gets the dick out of her whore ass long enough to tell her ghost writer some of these stories…the book may be good enough to jerk off to…however….jerking off to books is fucking weird and I haven’t done that since reading The Babysitters club last week. Not to mention, I’m more into jerking off on random public things people have to touch, like public bathroom door handles and homeless people…
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Denise is in friggen TV exile with her new role on Blue Mountain State. She should’ve kept her mouth shut, taken the beatings from Charlie “Chuck Norris” Sheen, like a good dysfunctional, insecure actress should. She’d probably still be doing Lifetime movies and shit, instead of low brow, finger in the ass, incest loving humorless shows, like Spike TV’s ridiculous college football comedy-less comedy. See what hap’ns when you let the womens get uppity? Next thing you know they’ll be wanting to vote, receive oral sex instead of giving it and shit like that.
I see a sex machine that knows her role.
what in her right pocket? A portable dildo?